You guys are so mean to each other and Crapex. Try some yoga. I'm sorry I couldn't attend the meeting today. I was given the hint that I should not go. . . then told that I WOULD NOT be attending the meeting today. I sent good joo-joos to you from my homestead. I'm prepping for tomorrow's new hire class. I plan on sending them good joo-joos too. Please don't undermine my efforts. Corpex gave me a chance I would only have gotten at Great Mistakes (had I not gotten in a fight with my interviewer). It is a great starting place, and they never meant for it to be anything else. Does my pay suck A$$? Yes. Do I hope the meeting today awakened the giants? Yes. Everyone leaving is now job security for me. That sucks too, because I'd rather be flying. I will do my best to make things as good as possible in the position I'm in. Any suggestions? (open shot)
I really do appreciate the guys who have left, and are still on here griping about us. It touches me because I know you still care. Big smooches and very good joo-joos to your careers. You are good pilots due, in part, to the Jet Pig.
Do you have to have boobs, or be a boob, to get on at Hooters?
Jen