Cornbread!!!

[Hopeless_in_GA]

Being from the south I’ve had my share of cornbread and I’d like to draw upon the cultured crowd here to chime in on this issue.

First off the type of cornbread, what is your favorite?
Crackling or Mexican, how about Maque Choux Cornbread
What goes well with cornbread and is it palatable with BBQ, which I am quite fond of myself!

My fav is fried rabbit and gravy, with a mess of collards and cornbread. Oh man is that awesome!!!

Oh yea…next time you're through Nashville, stop off at the Sportsman's Grill and get their "barbecue on cornbread".

Come on world travelers let’s hear it!

 

[Gulfstream 200]

fried rabbit and gravy??

man, you gotta get out of Georgia. Quickly.

 

[flewa72]

I personally prefer squirrel dumplins with my corn bread, fried rabbit tends to be stringy.

 

[rice]

DUDE!!!!!

And I don't use that term often.

PLEASE TELL ME WERE KIDDING ABOUT THE SQUIRREL AND DUMPLINGS!!!!

 

[flewa72]

NOPE!

We used to have waaaaay too many of the little rascals tearing up our garden so I started trapping 'em and "disposing" of 'em. My wifes uncle who was a good 'ol Alabama boy asked me to give him some to fix dumplins with. I am one of those people who will try anything once so I did and they weren't bad at all. 'Course once my wife opened the freezer and saw the Ziploc full of skinned squirrels I was saving for him, that was the end of that. Can't say as I blame her, they do look kinda nasty without their fur.

 

[pa56pa]

mmmm... rabbits, rodents and roadkill...

i think id rather settle for sushi ANYTIME!

 

[AvJunke]

Are you guys serious? I grew up in Alabama and I find that repulsive too. I have no problem shooting bambie, the only people who don't like vinicen tenderloin are those unwilling to try it. Throw in some pilaf on the side and your set! Again....squirrel.....really? Never had rabbit either although I hear it tastes like chicken.
Love the cornbread with soup, any soup. Save the salad and Evian for the west coast boys.

 

[uscpilot]

First, how do you trap a squirrel? Then how do you kill it? Does it scream like rabbit? Jeez what a horrible sound.
However I wouldnt expect anything less from Alabamastan.
Which reminds me of a joke
What does a girl from Alabama (or any other backwards state except Texas) say when she looses her virginity?
Daddy get off you're crushing my smokes.

 

[Gulfstream 200]

Alabama...Mississippi.....North Florida....
ahh, the "Redneck Riviera"...

eating squirrel?? c'mon, thats plain a$$ weird. Go down to the store like a civilized human being and buy some chicken or something...

 

[Snakum]

As a reformed (barely) hillbilly from near N. Wilkesboro, NC I can tell you for sure ... he ain't joking. When I was a kid, I thought everyone ate only what came out of there own garden and pasture or out of the woods. We ate (regularly, I might add) squirrel, rabbit, quail, dove, groundhog, racoon, and even possum a couple times.

Now that I'm a sophisticated flat-lander I can say I've recently eaten rattlesnake, alligator, and 'fancy' rabbit.

Yum ... yum!



Minh

 

[Boomhauer]

When I was in S/E Asia I ate dog, cat and a rat once. It's all meat, cleaned and cooked properly it all eats...

Can't be any worse than some of that crap those eurotrash countries pass off as food.

Bleeeaaaahhhh!

 

[pa56pa]

eating squirrel?? c'mon, thats plain a$$ weird. Go down to the store like a civilized human being and buy some chicken or something...

wat a typical american response.... LOL

and we americans think we're normal.... so do the other 3/4s of the population in the world and they all eat bizarre stuff...

broaden ur horizons....! but i know i wud need tequila or somethin before i eat rodents... lol

 

[pa56pa]

eating squirrel?? c'mon, thats plain a$$ weird. Go down to the store like a civilized human being and buy some chicken or something

hmmm

wat a typical american response.... LOL

and we americans think we're normal.... so do the other 3/4s of the population in the world and they all eat bizarre stuff...

broaden ur horizons....! but i know i wud need tequila or somethin before i eat rodents... lol

 

[bigD]

Yeah, I'm sorry, but unless I'm starving on a deserted island or something - no squirrel for me. As far as I'm concerned, squirrels are good for testing the ABS on my car when they dart out onto the road - not to eat.

Remind me to politely decline when flewa72's uncle in law invites me over for dinner!

 

[LowPassBob]

Hopeless what part of GA are you from??

 

[flynething]

A lot of my friends from back home eat squirrel pot-pie, and rabbit stew. It's just meat, like any other. I have tried it, and it is not too bad. However, with all the diseases out there these days, west nile...rabbies...sars...ebola....e-choli bacterium...i will stick to the stuff that i buy in the stores. still not 100% safe, but you are still much better off. I do like to hunt them though, and these friends that i mentioned will often "keep" them. I since have moved to a more cultured area of the country, and now i do my "hunting" in a grocery store. They just hate it when i go to the frozen food section and start blasting away with my shotgun.

 

[AV8OR]

First,

Cornbread with sugar in it sucks and should be called "cake".

Second, it's great with just about anything.

Third, just keep on thinking what you want about the great State of Alabama. Yeah it really sucks living here and I'd stay wherever you are currently living if I were you.

USCpilot, not sure if you that's indicative of University of South Carolina, (in which case I gotta ask why you decided to come to the much derided south for your education?) or University of Southern California in which case, here's a little "taste" of the sophisticated nature of that great state.




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Dumb California Laws


Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Alhambra
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Belvedere
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Carmel
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).

Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Lafayette
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.

Lodi
It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

Long Beach
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

Los Angeles
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
Zoot suits are prohibited.

Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

Pacific Grove
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

Palm Springs
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

Pasadena
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Prunedale
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

San Diego
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

San Francisco
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

San Jose
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595

Santa Monica
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

Temecula
Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
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A short story...
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten teargas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting out to give himself up.

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a line-up. When detectives asked each man in the line-up to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun but unfortunately he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.


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Greater Los Angeles Area Driver's License Application

Name: _______________ Stage name: ________________

Agent: ______________ Attorney: __________________

Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male
___formerly female ___both

If female, indicate breast implant size: ____

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely
operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___


Please list brand of cell phone: __________________
(If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.)


Please check hair color:
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead


Please indicate activities you perform while driving:
Check all that apply)
[ ] Eating
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Talking on the phone
[ ] Slapping kids in the back seat
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety magazine
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop


Please indicate how many times
a) You expect to shoot at other drivers: _____
b) How many times you expect to be shot at while driving: _____


Please indicate your number of therapy sessions per week: ____


Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
a) Prozac
b) Zovirax
c) Lithium
d) Zanax
e) Valium
If none, please explain: _______________________________


What is the length of your daily commute?
a) 1 hour
b) 2 hours
c) 3 hours
d) 4 hours or more


TEST (Please indicate the correct answer):

If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:
a) Call the police to report the crime
b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your
car on TV in a high-speed chase
c) Call your attorney and discuss a lawsuit against the cellular
phone company for your 911 call not going through
d) Call your therapist
e) None of the above (South Central residents only)


In the event of an earthquake, you should:
a) Stop your car
b) Keep driving and hope for the best
c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones
d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4

In the event of rain, you should:
a) Never drive over 5 MPH
b) Drive twice as fast as usual
c) You're not sure what "rain" is

When stopped by police, you should:
a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready
b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405
c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack,
ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit

Please turn your test in to the lady behind the bulletproof
virtual window on your left.


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Californians
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses.

The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of whiskey, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair.

The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.

A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle of champagne, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair.

The Nevadan couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of champagne!! The Californian replied, "In California there is plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian.

The shocked Texan said "Why in the hell did you do that?"

The Nevadan replied, "Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel."

 

[crash-proof]

Back to exotic foods...

I've had:

- Roasted Pig head - kind of fatty but the little meat you find is good
- Wild Boar - Different, but not good different
- Rabbit - distinctive, very good actually
- Frogs - yum
- Cow toungue - not bad, tastes like...meat!
- Chicken hearts - they're like an appetizer, and very good
- Quail - veeeeeery good! The eggs, eaten hard broiled, are unlike anything else, true delicacy.

There's more but I'll spare you weak-stomached folks out there.

This is from the backwoods of southern brazil and argentina...definately NOT the stuff you'll find at your typical brazilian BBQ place!

 

[uscpilot]

usc confusion

AV8OR,
Actually USC is the identifer for my company's call sign starcheck. It is a horrible username. At the time i thought i was being clever, and like all the other times i thought that, hindsight has proven me wrong. I wish i had chosen something better like Rusty Shakleford (Dale Gribble's alias), or Buck Naked. You are not the first person to make that asumption about USC. The only ones that have gotten it are people from airnet. But thanks for the good stuff on California. Im all for that fine on Christmas lights past Feburary 2.

 

[pa56pa]

crash-proof

- Roasted Pig head - kind of fatty but the little meat you find is good
- Wild Boar - Different, but not good different
- Rabbit - distinctive, very good actually
- Frogs - yum
- Cow toungue - not bad, tastes like...meat!
- Chicken hearts - they're like an appetizer, and very good
- Quail - veeeeeery good! The eggs, eaten hard broiled, are unlike anything else, true delicacy

I've had them all... and I'm not from Brazil....

add to that.... fish head, especially the brains and the eye balls.. mmmmmm!!!

ok.. thats enough.. back to Albertson's for chicken..