We could be a lot greener if they (DL rampers/gate agents) could hook up the ground power faster, but that would require an actual gate agent to in the jetway on our arrival and two for them to be able to actually work the jetway. How many minutes of fuel and exhaust have we sent into the air waiting on these clowns?!?!?
We probably could get "greener" still if ATL would cut down on its smog. Unfortunately, our engines contribute only a very small amount to this unpleasant pollution. Studies have shown clearly that 75% of ATL smog is comprised of the smoke emissions from crack rock combustion.
-Get the crackheads to move away, and the skies would magically clear right up! Of course, getting this to happen would be about as likely as getting Roise O'Donnell into the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
-Good Luck!