connie kalitta on a FLOPS plane

[hawkercpt]

Why did a Flight Options plane bring Connie Kalitta to CGF???

Is she the new buyer???

 

[ProFracPilot]

If you knew Connie Kallita, you may find HE would be a bit miffed that you referred to HE as a SHE. And unless HE has mellowed with age, HE may not hesitate to express HIS displeasure with you by the use of his fist. Ask a few former KFS pilots (recognizeable by their askew proboscis) about Connie's response when they chose to tell him to his face they were quitting.

 

[Bank-n-Yank]

You ain't kidding......

 

[PUNISHER]

The only posible way you would find Connie on a Flops plane is if it were 100% FREE!
He would also insit on being in the left seat, and then he would probably say somthing like, "G@damm Motherfokker" you get the idea.
P.S.
Watch out for the connie boogers on the yoke!

 

[leardawg]

Was he wearing a bathrobe and slippers?

 

[leardawg]

The only posible way you would find Connie on a Flops plane is if it were 100% FREE!
He would also insit on being in the left seat, ...

You could also see if the FO deflated when you poked it with a needle!

 

[gunfyter]

Gonna run freight during Fractional off-peak periods and get more utilization out of the planes....

 

[ProFracPilot]

Gonna run freight during Fractional off-peak periods and get more utilization out of the planes....

What a "Grand" idea!

Oops, that program is no longer in effect...

 

[Junkflyer]

He would actually say c#cksucker!

 

[Bad Monkey!]

There goes the neighborhood.