CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[pilotkppsg]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He sits ready reserve.

Chuck doesn't sit airport reserve, the airport, planes, and gate agents sit Chuck Norris reserve.

 

[Quack]

Chuck Norris has been known to have taken the biggest dump an airplane has ever seen, and drink the blue juice afterwards!

 

[CopilotDoug]

Waldo is hiding because of Chuck Norris

 

[CopilotDoug]

Chuck Norris thinks Age 65 is stupid.

This is not a Chuck-endorsed quote. He's gonna roundhouse kick you so hard, your grandkids will feel it

 

[DannyNoonan]

UPS just hired chuck with 200tt / 30multi

 

[IrishjbPilot]

Chuck Norris does not clean a JetBlue aircraft, the JetBlue aircraft cleans chuck norris...


I joke I joke!!

 

[CopilotDoug]

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "Manslaughter"

 

[Poppa Hodax]

When Chuck Norris has to whiz, the wind shifts so he is pi$$ing downwind.

 

[schmooze]

UPS just hired chuck with 200tt / 30multi

No, Chuck hired UPS with 200tt/30 multi.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Chuck Norris thinks Age 65 is stupid.

This is not a Chuck-endorsed quote. He's gonna roundhouse kick you so hard, your grandkids will feel it

Ha!

How do you think Michael Bolton got that "nuts-caught-in-a-Cusinart" singing voice of his?

That's right...Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the sweetbreads!