Q400 Gear Bitch
Nationwide Beer Taster
- Joined
- May 21, 2005
- Posts
- 269
Whats the difference between a pilot and a canoe?
Canoes tip.
What does a pilots wife do with her azz hole right before sex?
Drops him at the airport.
Whats the difference between God and a pilot?
God doesnt think He's a pilot.
A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Welcome. The bar has been in the family for 100 years. It was my father's before me, and his father's before him. Since today is the anniversary, I'm rolling back prices to what they were 100 years ago. So, beer is 2 cents, wine is a nickel and a shot is a bit." The guy says, "Well I'll have a scotch. Make it a double." The bartender poors the shot and says, " That'll be a 2 bits, or a quarter." The guy hands it over and looks around. The place is packed. He also notices two guys at the end of the bar not drinking. He asks the bartender about them and why they are not enjoying the festivities and the bartender says, " Those two are pilots. They're just waiting for happy hour!"
Canoes tip.
What does a pilots wife do with her azz hole right before sex?
Drops him at the airport.
Whats the difference between God and a pilot?
God doesnt think He's a pilot.
A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Welcome. The bar has been in the family for 100 years. It was my father's before me, and his father's before him. Since today is the anniversary, I'm rolling back prices to what they were 100 years ago. So, beer is 2 cents, wine is a nickel and a shot is a bit." The guy says, "Well I'll have a scotch. Make it a double." The bartender poors the shot and says, " That'll be a 2 bits, or a quarter." The guy hands it over and looks around. The place is packed. He also notices two guys at the end of the bar not drinking. He asks the bartender about them and why they are not enjoying the festivities and the bartender says, " Those two are pilots. They're just waiting for happy hour!"