Cforst.

[Flechas]

WELCOME TO PAGE #2!!!!!!!!!!

 

[qmaster3]

Hey Cforst,

My dick's been a limp state for the past few weeks. My wife’s starting to "ask questions"

The avatar has got to go!!!!!

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

My dick's been a limp state for the past few weeks.QUOTE]I think they have some cool pills for that $hit now.

 

[Pedro]

It's called vitamin V!

 

[qmaster3]

Then sh!t like this happens Hugh,

A man dies "in the act" after taking viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts.

The funeral director can't get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives with the man's beautiful young widow. "I'm afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to pay another $3,000 for an extra large coffin or to amputate his member."


"Well I have no more money," states the widow, "and it is against my religion for me to bury my husband in more than one piece."

The funeral director thinks about this and then comes up with a brain-wave: He'll amputate the member and then stick it up the deceased's backside, in which case a more expensive coffin is unnecessary and the husband will still be, in a manner of speaking, in the one piece. The widow reluctantly
agrees.

On the day of the funeral, the deceased is displayed in an open casket. As the mourners file by, one mourner places flowers on the coffin and a drop of water from the flowers falls onto the deceased's face, looking for all the world like a teardrop. The next mourner to file by is the widow. She looks down at her lifeless husband, notices the "teardrop" and says to him
quietly, "See, I told you it hurts!"

 

[Pedro]

Then sh!t like this happens Hugh,

A man dies "in the act" after taking viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts.

The funeral director can't get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives with the man's beautiful young widow. "I'm afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to pay another $3,000 for an extra large coffin or to amputate his member."


"Well I have no more money," states the widow, "and it is against my religion for me to bury my husband in more than one piece."

The funeral director thinks about this and then comes up with a brain-wave: He'll amputate the member and then stick it up the deceased's backside, in which case a more expensive coffin is unnecessary and the husband will still be, in a manner of speaking, in the one piece. The widow reluctantly
agrees.

On the day of the funeral, the deceased is displayed in an open casket. As the mourners file by, one mourner places flowers on the coffin and a drop of water from the flowers falls onto the deceased's face, looking for all the world like a teardrop. The next mourner to file by is the widow. She looks down at her lifeless husband, notices the "teardrop" and says to him
quietly, "See, I told you it hurts!"

HHahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was funny as hel man Qmaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pedro]

Or maybe I've had too much to drink tonight!!!!

 

[FN FAL]

Hey Cforst,

My dick's been in a limp state for the past few weeks. My wife’s starting to "ask questions"

The avatar has got to go!!!!!

A limp state? Are you talking Michigan, Illinois or Iowa? Minnesota is a flaccid state...not quite limp, not quite a semi-boner...you know what I mean.

 

[cforst513]

hahaha, PEDRO!!!!!!! What's up, hombre?

Thanks for the love, Flechas!!! hope you get off that week in solitary confinement in one piece. give my love to the girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls!

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

in one piece. give my love to the girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls!

Give my love to the penguins!

 

[cforst513]

Give my love to the penguins!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! HE ADMITS IT!!!!!!!!

 

[Pedro]

Hahaha the penguins miss Hugh by the way, but seems like Flechas will do for 7 days!