Big girls don't look good in red!!!!!!

[jeroom]

found the perfect pic for this thread...
But how do I insert a pic in here??:smash:

 

[buscap]

found the perfect pic for this thread...
But how do I insert a pic in here??:smash:

Given the nature of the thread, I don't want to see the pic.

think of a happy place

think of a happy place............!!!!!

 

[GOULET!]

That dress also should not be offered to FA's older than 40. I've seen some wrinkled prunes wearing that dress.

 

[jeroom]

That dress also should not be offered to FA's older than 40. I've seen some wrinkled prunes wearing that dress.

Isn't the most senior Delta FA flirting her 83rd spring?? Isn't this crazy??

 

[Speedtape]

The red dresses are a necessity. It alerts all passers by of the impending wide load to follow. Consider it less of a fassion statement, and more of a warning. Secondly- notice they also wear flat shoes? I wonder if they start off that flat in the morning???? Perhaps it's also a safety innitiative- in the event of a water landing, all passengers should seek out the nearest live raft, or floating flight attendant. They're brightly marked to stand out in contrast to the dark water...........

OK--You turned over my tickle box on that one!

 

[Speedtape]

It should be mandatory that FA's are able to walk through the aisle straight forward without their hips hitting the seats!

I agree. I was on a flight to LGA, and this one wide Bertha gave me a serious Hip Check every time she waddled by. I felt like I was playing in the NHL. However, this is a result of the American Disabilities Act.

 

[relief tube]

no one wants to see a fat chick in a red dress. no one.

Make those fatties only work red eyes, and only on routes where load factors are the lowest.

 

[WayBack]

I say let them wear the dress if they're a size 18+.....But if they wear it, they need to also wear a little beeper that beeps when they're backing up

 

[willbob]

Q} How do you get a Northwest Stewerdess in the cockpit?
A} Grease her hips and put a Twinkie on the glaresheild

Ya I said Cockpit and Stewardess not to mention NWA.

True story: my wife was 8+ months pregnant and we went to a wedding reception of my boss at the time with a fellow coworker and his girlfriend- a NWA FA. The conversation went something like this

Total stranger to my wife: Ohhhh when are you expecting?
My wife: In about a month.
Total stranger to NWA FA: and when are you due?
NWA FA: I am not pregnant!

 

[recallsomeday]

I think the most senior Delta FA started 10 yrs AFTER the most senior NWA FA. (Yikes)

Isn't the most senior Delta FA flirting her 83rd spring?? Isn't this crazy??