Big girls don't look good in red!!!!!!

[Speedtape]

It should be mandatory that FA's are able to walk through the aisle straight forward without their hips hitting the seats!

I agree. I was on a flight to LGA, and this one wide Bertha gave me a serious Hip Check every time she waddled by. I felt like I was playing in the NHL. However, this is a result of the American Disabilities Act.

 

[relief tube]

no one wants to see a fat chick in a red dress. no one.

Make those fatties only work red eyes, and only on routes where load factors are the lowest.

 

[WayBack]

I say let them wear the dress if they're a size 18+.....But if they wear it, they need to also wear a little beeper that beeps when they're backing up

 

[willbob]

Q} How do you get a Northwest Stewerdess in the cockpit?
A} Grease her hips and put a Twinkie on the glaresheild

Ya I said Cockpit and Stewardess not to mention NWA.

True story: my wife was 8+ months pregnant and we went to a wedding reception of my boss at the time with a fellow coworker and his girlfriend- a NWA FA. The conversation went something like this

Total stranger to my wife: Ohhhh when are you expecting?
My wife: In about a month.
Total stranger to NWA FA: and when are you due?
NWA FA: I am not pregnant!

 

[recallsomeday]

I think the most senior Delta FA started 10 yrs AFTER the most senior NWA FA. (Yikes)

Isn't the most senior Delta FA flirting her 83rd spring?? Isn't this crazy??