Beware of (little johnny)cockpit visitors

[Dumb Pilot]

Do you guys have a separate cockpit lav?

No we wear company issued dippers that are pretty stylish they have the ANA logo on them and everything, we also get fed through a plastic tube connected to the galley and have an exercise bicycle in the cockpit so we can stretch our legs on the 8 hour flights

 

[CA1900]

No we wear company issued dippers that are pretty stylish they have the ANA logo on them and everything, we also get fed through a plastic tube connected to the galley and have an exercise bicycle in the cockpit so we can stretch our legs on the 8 hour flights

:laugh:

Well, you make it sound like the door never opens in-flight. You said yourself, "We close the door before boarding begins and we exit only after all passengers have exit."

El-Al has a separate cockpit lav, and the cockpit door never opens to the cabin during flight. But they have ... higher than average security concerns.

 

[Dumb Pilot]

:laugh:
El-Al has a separate cockpit lav, and the cockpit door never opens to the cabin during flight. But they have ... higher than average security concerns.

I doubt that they don't eat in a 12 hour flight, where do the relieve crews take their rest? These wide body cockpits are really not that big

 

[PeanuckleCRJ]

:laugh:

Well, you make it sound like the door never opens in-flight. You said yourself, "We close the door before boarding begins and we exit only after all passengers have exit."

El-Al has a separate cockpit lav, and the cockpit door never opens to the cabin during flight. But they have ... higher than average security concerns.

Due to people of Middle Eastern descent.

 

[d.fitz]

Due to people of Middle Eastern descent.

There is no one in the cockpit of El Al - due to everyone being of middle eastern descent... Captain and FO get a row in first class.

 

[brokeflyer]

An FFDO told me a story last week about a little Johnny who was allowed to see inside the cockpit while the aircraft was on the ground. The child was accompanied by his dad who appeared to be of middle eastern descent.
While the captain and FO where showing little Johnny the dials and switches dad who was behind the FO's seat tripped the door circuit breaker. The captain saw him do this and did not say anything until they left the cockpit. The captain then got the authorities and had him removed from the plane.
Is this another step to 911 again, you would need to have specialized knowledge of where the door circuit breaker was and which one to trip.
Be more vigilant of little Johnny and Susie when they come into the cockpit

they need to ban everyone of middle eastern decent from flying on domestic flights.....PERIOD.

yes, i know it's racial profiling.....thats the point.

 

[HighSpeedClimb]

I heard heard heard ...........

 

[Dan Roman]

they need to ban everyone of middle eastern decent from flying on domestic flights.....PERIOD.

yes, i know it's racial profiling.....thats the point.

Yes and they should make everyone prove how they voted before they are let on an airliner. You don't want any un-american lefty's flying either!
Also, perhaps there should be a skin color moniter to keep ALL non whites out of airliners! Yeah that's it! We should only let WHITE (make that PURE white) people on airliners!

 

[Dan Roman]

Heard same story about 1 year ago. I highly doubt it is true.

Bingo!

 

[brainhurts]

:laugh:

Well, you make it sound like the door never opens in-flight. You said yourself, "We close the door before boarding begins and we exit only after all passengers have exit."

El-Al has a separate cockpit lav, and the cockpit door never opens to the cabin during flight. But they have ... higher than average security concerns.

Oh, and I suppose you are going to say its because of "Middle Eastern" men--when are you going to get over your hate filled existance? You Islamophobe.