Bar Etiquette

[urflyingme?!]

When I go to the bar I always say, "But I SWORE my id was in my wallet when I left my Dorm...er, uh, House...."
Then I walk home....

 

[RJ#1]

Just dont do the HOTELbar thing no more.

 

[FracCapt]

Because FltOps crews do not drink on the road... They may, however have an orange juice (with ??) whilst you have your beverage of choice.

The only way I can respond to that is.....DOH!

 

[mainah]

Just dont do the HOTELbar thing no more.

Then where do you stumble drunk from?

 

[Jmmccutc]

I mean who’d have thought that the “German Ambassador” was in Wichita for a week.

that was you?

 

[Kingairrick]

I'm talking a beer with dinner that might violate a company's 12-hour rule, for example. A drunk pilot is another matter entirely.

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How 'bout just obeying the rules and not busting the 12 hour rule?

 

[FN FAL]

hey, it works...
I guess its the whole pilot image. We all know its just whatever, but not the dumb women, they hear pilot and they are like wow

i dont know, i guess its just the "image" that impresses them.

That would explain why the NWA flight attendant that lives across the street from me is banging a fireman.

 

[Jmmccutc]

That would explain why the NWA flight attendant that lives across the street from me is banging a fireman.

OMG...that's priceless...ROFLMAO...

 

[Pull & Rotate]

Pilot's Drink

You guys sound like a bunch of teenagers sneeking around on your parents. Go to the hotel bar, have a few beers, (you can even tell people you are a pilot if you want to) just don't leave your brain in the hotel room. Never break the 8 hour rule. And remember, if you get absolutely plastered, 8 hours may not be enough.

 

[pppilot]

Boat captain

Just say you are a boat captain when asked "why you are in town" or "what do you do". The uniforms are very similar, identical after a couple drinks. Also it's a great conversation starter, especially when no large lakes or rivers are near by.

pp