Let's hear your favorite aviation related jokes! Try to change some of the letters in the censored words so we don't have to read an entire line of "***CENSORED***".
I'll start out with one I recieved not too long ago:
A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot
strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the
FA comes around and the man asks her for a coffee,
whereupon the parrot squawks, "Bring me a whiskey, b!tch."
The FA, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to the
parrot, but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out
to her, the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells, "Get me another whiskey, b!tch."
Quite upset, the FA, shaking, returns shortly with a whiskey for the parrot, but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee, b!tch, now go and get it!"
In a couple of seconds, two burly FA's grab both him and the
parrot, take them to the emergency exit and throw them out.
As they're falling, the parrot turns to the man and says, "You
know, for someone who can't fly, you sure are a mouthy ba$tard!"
I'll start out with one I recieved not too long ago:
A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot
strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the
FA comes around and the man asks her for a coffee,
whereupon the parrot squawks, "Bring me a whiskey, b!tch."
The FA, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to the
parrot, but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out
to her, the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells, "Get me another whiskey, b!tch."
Quite upset, the FA, shaking, returns shortly with a whiskey for the parrot, but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee, b!tch, now go and get it!"
In a couple of seconds, two burly FA's grab both him and the
parrot, take them to the emergency exit and throw them out.
As they're falling, the parrot turns to the man and says, "You
know, for someone who can't fly, you sure are a mouthy ba$tard!"
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