Just a few I HAVE done or witnessed............JB Weld his mailbox Shut. Stick 1000 plastic forks in his front lawn. Vaseline the steering wheel/brake pedal of his car. Put an old tuna can under his back seat. Kill the hot water while he's in the shower. Put his car up on jack stands in the middle of the night. If he has a girlfriend, put baby powder in her hair dryer. Pull the emergency door release handle on his garage door or change the travel limiters to only allow it to move a foot. Grind up a dog bone and mix it in his cereal box. Vinegar in the orange juice. If you have a pyrotechnics friend, drop a massive M-500 next to his living room window about 8pm. Stick a few Road construction signs/cones in his driveway right up to the garage door (middle of the night.) Unplug the throttle body sensor on his car. Replace his US flag with a confederate. Turn on the wipers (Hi), turn signals, radio all the way up, blower fan, and put a brick on the gas pedal. Use "Round Up" and draw a penis on his front lawn. Dump 50lbs of flour in his driveway. (Pain in the ass to cleanup) Snag his digital camera a snap a picture of your dong then put it back. Marbles in the garbage disposal. Squirt food coloring in the ice maker bin. Snag ten real estate signs and put them in his front yard. Get a universal remote find out his TV brand, (or if you have the same TV use yours) program the remote to his TV and sneak up to his house during the evening and start changing channels.
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