Astronaut Arrested

[VaB]

All this story does is prove that Navy guys get all the chicks. 2 astronaut babes fighting over him? Forget it.

Also, what must this incident say about the kind of filth and debauchery going on while that thing is in space? And where can we see the video?

 

[MalteseX]

Yeah, I can see it now!

"Hi! I'm an astronaut, and geee, I sure couldn't have flown on the space shuttle for three days nor driven across the country to bring the smack down on my extramarital lover's fling without MY DEPENDS. So next time you think you are going to fly to outer space, or just drive across country to commit multiple felonies...DON'T FORGET YOUR DEPENDS!!!"

This is funny:laugh: . I read it at 3 am and just woke up my wife laughing.... now I'm in trouble..... will likely be banned from flightinfo by the wife tomorrow!!!!

 

[Blue Dude]

I thought I heard something go boom the other day. I thought it was a shuttle reentry but an imploding career sounds very similar. Common mistake.

 

[LearLove]

Wow...

Maybe time to reevaluate that NASA psych eval.

maybe its the same father and son team from Delta?????

 

[ultrarunner]

Would have been cheaper and quicker to buy a SWA ticket.

No kidding! I bet that NASA shrink couldn't get to the office quick enough to pull her file.

That one sure slipped through the cracks.

 

[afhercdriver]

She was married with three kids? Those kids were probably the proudest kids in the neighborhood. What makes people do things like this? Can someone post her bio? I can't find it.

 

[Little Bubba]

Yeah, but can you wear adult diapers on SWA?


Hit the slideshow link, and it looks like a before/after meth mugshot.

I think it is an actually requirement...

 

[labatt]

Can someone post her bio? I can't find it.

www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/htmlbios/nowak.html -

 

[JT8D]

She will probably get off on a temp insanity/crime of passion defense.

Safe to say the flying days are over though.

 

[ultrarunner]

She will probably get off on a temp insanity/crime of passion defense.

Safe to say the flying days are over though.

Well, she has that 'psycho-house-wife' thing going for her! Although hubby will likely chaff her once she hits the street.