Astronaut Arrested

[jumppilot]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070206/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested


And we thought all women were crazy! Does this prove it?

 

[IrishjbPilot]

I think that is netjetwife or maybe Lollie...either way she finally went overboard.

I joke

 

[Fliteidol]

Looney tunes!

 

[LeonPhelps]

A female astronaut? Shoot Maaan! They are gonna cover this one up faster than good old Major Metger's debauchery in Uzbekistan!! Now if thisth one wasth Leon? I would be breakin rocksth in Leavenworth fasther than you can sthay "Courvossier on the rocksth pleasth".

 

[1st Overnite]

Good thing she didn't fire the BB gun, she could have poked someones eye out.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

NFO with 1500 hours according to her bio. Next thing you know Susan Still will tell people she was a fighter pilot -- oops, too late.


Chics be crazy even in spacesuits.

 

[Whataburger]

Would have been cheaper and quicker to buy a SWA ticket.

 

[Visceral]

Yeah, but can you wear adult diapers on SWA?


Hit the slideshow link, and it looks like a before/after meth mugshot.

 

[Fliteidol]

Poster girl for depends!

 

[LeonPhelps]

Poster girl for depends!

Yeah, I can see it now!

"Hi! I'm an astronaut, and geee, I sure couldn't have flown on the space shuttle for three days nor driven across the country to bring the smack down on my extramarital lover's fling without MY DEPENDS. So next time you think you are going to fly to outer space, or just drive across country to commit multiple felonies...DON'T FORGET YOUR DEPENDS!!!"