Ask the Captain: Submit your aviation questions

[vetrider]

I believe he has done a lot of good work in the safety arena for alpa over the years. I've seen his name myself many times over the years in alpa's magazine and elsewhere for as many years back as I can remember.

Despite all the cracks related to mergers and binding arbitration from us in the peanut gallery, he seems like a good fit for that column.

 

[Dumb Pilot]

I have a question, How do I get out of this ********************y business? Making my current income that is

 

[spacecadet1]

The stripper calls me Captain all the time.

 

[Midnight Flyer]

What's the deal with so many USAirways pilots having mustaches. Same for ALPA officers.

I've always heard that having facial hair meant you are hiding something.
Like an unconscious psychological thing.

 

[dojetdriver]

A classic, especially involving a Captain;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ1AYVcAS7k

 

[NCherches]

"Why can't airline pilot's make smooth landings"

 

[Sandhawk]

"Why can't airline pilot's make smooth landings"

"Why do corporate pilots use unnecessary punctuation marks?"



:smash:

 

[Kharma Police]

"Why can't airline pilot's make smooth landings"

A hard landing pays the same as a soft landing, we don't hustle for tips like you guys. You guys land soft because you know that you'll be dumping the lav and don't want the blue juice splattered all over your Roper boots.

 

[Dornier 335]

I have a question, How do I get out of this ********************y business? Making my current income that is

How about joining the San Fernando valley "movie" business?

 

[SLUF4]

He actually has done a lot in the safety arena-seems like a smart guy to me