Are You a Drunk?

[con-pilot]

If you're poor, you are a 'wino'.

If you're lower middle-class, you are a 'drunk'.

If you're upper-middle-class, you are an 'alcoholic' and go to AA mettings.

If you're really rich, you have a 'drinking problem'.

 

[Thedude]

First off, you have to define drunk.

 

[Princedietrich]

I don't have a drinking problem.

I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.... no problem!

 

[say again]

I guess I'm a quitter......after a 12 pack........and of AA!!!

 

[badlander45]

well, Im definately not an alchoholic.......... alchoholics go to meetings.

 

[NW_Pilot]

I am addicted to female humans... dose that count?

 

[Hamburger]

If you're really rich, you have a 'drinking problem'.

More like you are the 'Senator from Massachusetts'

 

[LarryinTN]

Anyone else here have drinking problems?

Yes. I need a refill!

 

[LarryinTN]

I guess I'm a quitter......after a 12 pack........and of AA!!!

I thought that AA *WAS* a 12-pack program?

 

[say again]

I thought that AA *WAS* a 12-pack program?

Hahaha, so I didn't quit AA after all. I guess it's time to start another AA "12"!!!:beer: