Are You a Drunk?

[Axel]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

 

[say again]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

I'd really hope so! :laugh:

 

[climbhappy]

a drinking problem is when you can't get the attention of the bartender...

or the keg has run dry...party over

or I just went limp..had too much liquor tonight dear.

 

[Axel]

Author: Randy Hanzlick

Jimmy and I are brothers.
We went down different paths.
Jimmy always listened to my mother,
And me, I never like to take a bath.

As we grew and tumbled through adulthood
The pressure caused emotional drain.
So now I'm slowly dying in the bottle
and Jimmy has to live with half a brain.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.

Jimmy let his troubles drive him crazy.
He never tried to drown it in a drink.
I know that drinking makes my thinking hazy,
But at least I still have brains enough to think.

Jimmy's got a brain that isn't stable.
He doesn't have the sense to say his name.
I'm sorry that his doctor was unable
To remove the proper portion of his brain.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.

Funny how the world works.
People can be real jerks.
Some prefer the tension over booze.

Either way it ends the same.
Hard to beat the living game.
Might as well enjoy it while you lose.

When I need a drink, I start to shiver
And Jimmy always viewed it with concern.
But I'd rather have cirrhosis of the liver
Than an intellect that's second to a fern.

I wonder if old Jimmy's gonna hear it
When I tell him that his logic wasn't sound.
They'll dose him up on lots of evil spirits
When they take him to the psychiatric grounds.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,
And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.
Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.
I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane!

 

[Rally]

Go to AA if you have a problem......The minute you get any type of liver abnormalities like you can from binge drinking or any anxiety the FAA considers you dependent and a substance abuser......IE you'll lose your medical. Go to AA get treatment before it gets to that point.

 

[Way2Broke]

I can't believe some people are taking this thread seriously since it was posted by a guy that has a squirrel drinking a pbr and a bud from a straw as his avatar.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Axel,

That was great. I'm gonna have to copy paste that one into an email and send it around to select folks!

 

[goodgig]

I'm wondering why the squirrel would mix them at the same time. One at a time! If you drink fast, it would be just as quick.