Any Mechanics ever seen this anonymous email?

[eddie]

That email should really be posted on the chem-trail bulletin board. The part about the static wicks would keep those guys busy for weeks.

 

[sbn340mech]

Don't forget the little green man rampers

I thought they were Oompa Loompas... I could be wrong

 

[Gryphon]

Willy Wonka was handling catering...

 

[FIXIT]

wow. I was getting fatter but didn't know why. I have been mind alllltered not by umpa loompas but big brother to drink aalllaaatttaaaa beers. Now I'm fat and drunk. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I will never be the same

 

[414Flyer]

That email should really be posted on the chem-trail bulletin board. The part about the static wicks would keep those guys busy for weeks.

I saw that one a few years ago on Clifford Carnicoms chemtrail board, carnicom.com. I once had them going pretty good, posing as a chemtrail believer, and mentioning how I often saw chemtrails above these strange circular white buildings with a cone on top, which is of course a VOR but I did not tell them that

They were going wild with speculation, some thinking it must be a telsa coil or something, until some pilot had to get on there and spoil the fun for me.

 

[Gorilla]

I pretended on THIS board to be a chemtrails nutjob a couple of years ago. Now THAT was fun.

 

[414Flyer]

Were you Denver130??

 

[Gorilla]

Were you Denver130??

No, Denver130 was the real deal, as far as I can tell.

I couldn't find my contributions using FI search. If you search CHEMTRAILS, the number of threads is huge; it's been a source of comic relief for a long time, and it was quite a while ago.

 

[414Flyer]

Someone from here is having some fun

http://p211.ezboard.com/fchemtrailschemtrails.showMessage?topicID=8275.topic

 

[Gorilla]

Someone from here is having some fun

http://p211.ezboard.com/fchemtrailschemtrails.showMessage?topicID=8275.topic

Oh man I just wasted 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Q: "How do we know if it's 'con or chem'"
A: "A Con will dissipate quickly; chem will not"
:smash:

I guess all those funny things like temperature, winds aloft, relative humidity, etc, really have no effect at all. Cons are SUPPOSED to dissipate quickly, therefore if winds aloft are very low, and the temp/dewpoint spread is low, then that pesky contrail MUST be chemical in nature.

And the worst of all - Don't you think the evil chemtrail scientists could produce their product as an invisible liquid or aerosol? No nasty white stuff? That would greatly simplify their plot to create a new world order.

 

[Gorilla]

:nuts: HAHA! Wow, look at this. This guy took pictures of regular cirrus clouds and has renamed them "Slyphs."

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/sylphshow29jun06.shtml

I need to find a photograph of these evil slyphs taken in the 1800's, before aircraft were invented. I wonder if that would throw a wrench into their thought processes. Probably not.

Added: According to this wacko, THE SLYPHS ARE ALIVE, AND ARE ALIEN ENTITIES!! A cut and paste...

A recent impression I have had may or may not be a sylph message ... but this is what I heard in my head the other day:

The Earth's atmosphere is transforming at an exponential rate. The Sylph Nations want us to know they are doing the best they can to harm as few of us as possible in thier accelerated effort to add water to the continents. It is as though we are the sylph's in some way.

The degree of mental accuity of individuals contributes greatly to the intent and efficacy of the weather. We humans are helping so much now that the scales have truely been flipped...scales as in scaler weapons...The excessive rains falling in droughted areas is consequential of the extra particulates applied to the atmosphere...i.e. chemtrails....

Also....Human joy is by all means necessary and it is their desire that we stop business as usual and recognise it is time to attend to the matters of life, helping each other as the floods of broken dams fill the earth with pregnant waters of life. We have been liberated from the electro-magnetic cage that has prevented the rains from falling. So great has been the imbalance and so great has the sky been violated that even though we bring this atmosphere back to harmony, there will be floods untill ecostasis and electromagnetic balance and air purity is restored.

"Humans are OK by us and we are You and we dance and play and love just as you. Have fun helping each other as the rivers of life are restored on this our lovely world! " (The Sylphs)