Any Mechanics ever seen this anonymous email?

[eddie]

That email should really be posted on the chem-trail bulletin board. The part about the static wicks would keep those guys busy for weeks.

 

[sbn340mech]

Don't forget the little green man rampers

I thought they were Oompa Loompas... I could be wrong

 

[Gryphon]

Willy Wonka was handling catering...

 

[FIXIT]

wow. I was getting fatter but didn't know why. I have been mind alllltered not by umpa loompas but big brother to drink aalllaaatttaaaa beers. Now I'm fat and drunk. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I will never be the same

 

[414Flyer]

That email should really be posted on the chem-trail bulletin board. The part about the static wicks would keep those guys busy for weeks.

I saw that one a few years ago on Clifford Carnicoms chemtrail board, carnicom.com. I once had them going pretty good, posing as a chemtrail believer, and mentioning how I often saw chemtrails above these strange circular white buildings with a cone on top, which is of course a VOR but I did not tell them that

They were going wild with speculation, some thinking it must be a telsa coil or something, until some pilot had to get on there and spoil the fun for me.

 

[Gorilla]

I pretended on THIS board to be a chemtrails nutjob a couple of years ago. Now THAT was fun.

 

[414Flyer]

Were you Denver130??

 

[Gorilla]

Were you Denver130??

No, Denver130 was the real deal, as far as I can tell.

I couldn't find my contributions using FI search. If you search CHEMTRAILS, the number of threads is huge; it's been a source of comic relief for a long time, and it was quite a while ago.

 

[414Flyer]

Someone from here is having some fun

http://p211.ezboard.com/fchemtrailschemtrails.showMessage?topicID=8275.topic

 

[Gorilla]

Someone from here is having some fun

http://p211.ezboard.com/fchemtrailschemtrails.showMessage?topicID=8275.topic

Oh man I just wasted 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Q: "How do we know if it's 'con or chem'"
A: "A Con will dissipate quickly; chem will not"
:smash:

I guess all those funny things like temperature, winds aloft, relative humidity, etc, really have no effect at all. Cons are SUPPOSED to dissipate quickly, therefore if winds aloft are very low, and the temp/dewpoint spread is low, then that pesky contrail MUST be chemical in nature.

And the worst of all - Don't you think the evil chemtrail scientists could produce their product as an invisible liquid or aerosol? No nasty white stuff? That would greatly simplify their plot to create a new world order.