Airtran pilots jumpseating on American

[Snake]

Ty Webb: Do you cry and moan every day at work? I bet your fella scabs hate to fly with you for all the bitchin and moaning you do. "WHAAAA, we are not scabs, Quiet sending me PM''s, I'm gonna tell, WHAAAAAA." Grow up son. Get a life. Meet a woman. There are females out there who like low lifes working for Air Trash. As for my dislike of your airline, that is my own personal choice. I don't really care what you or any of your fella employees have to say about it. Like I said before, every year in recurrent we study about Value Jet/Air Trash and the numeous accident and maintainance issues associated with your company. Like I said before, you work for an old whore with a new dress. That is the reason I will not let my family or close friends fly your airline. It is a badly run, sloppy airline. Until I see differently, I will continue to speak my mind. If you don't like it, I suggest you find a more reputable carrier to work for.

As for AA and jumpseaters, I have used AA and AA Eagle numerous times over the years. I must say that I have had only one bad incident and that was in 95 or so when AA first opened up thier J/S's. I think the captain was an old timer who just could not get used to the fact that other carriers could sit in his J/S. I rode in the back then even though you were not supposed to at that time. The captain never acknowledged me but the F/O was very apologetic and professional. I never have any problems on AA. Can't speak for the rest of you.

The Snake is out of Here for now.

 

[bestpilot]

Like I said before, every year in recurrent we study about Value Jet/Air Trash and the numeous accident and maintainance issues associated with your company.

Duuude, so like if you AA peeps studied US Airways crashes (like I heard they had like 5 in like 5 years), then youd be like doggin out the US Air dudes and spewin them your venom (diggin the Snake spewin his venom).

Duude, Im thinkin dat AA ran a perfectly righteous 757 into mother Earth/terra firma down in Columbia (we're goin down to Cali, No, I don't think so).

Every freakin airline had crashes dude (xcept Quantas according to the movie Rainman)


Sounds to me that US Airways, Air Tranny and bookoo other airlines learned stuff, but duuude, I'm thinkin that Ty DID take your wife, Bro. Bad Kharma, Ty Guy, but Snake Bra, you are debinitly better off without her. Let it go Bra, let it go.

That is the reason I will not let my family or close friends fly your airline.

So, you like gots wire taps on on the familiy phones, and if one of your kin try flyin on the Tranny, you like slash their tires, steal their luggage, an who knows what else.

I can hear it now, bra, ole Snake-word sayin,

"Naw cous, you wants to fly on someone else, cause the Tranny is a whore airline and it's freaking dangerous."

"But Snake, my man, your airline used to crash too dude, right?? And plus, dey got them ticket prices dat are sweet, bra"

"Naw Bra, dey gots like 20 Critter Scabbies still on the property, so dont be goin there bra"

"Snake bra, you mean like rats and stuff on the plane, that's freaking whacked dude"

"Naw, I mean like peeps who crossed the pick-it line, bra. Y-know, Northwest peeps showed like solidarity and stuff for 12 whole days, bra, not not the Critters"

"Snake bra, maybe the peeps had a harder time holdin out cause I heard it was like MONTHS and stuff bra, and like the families were like gettin hungry. Isnt that diffrent, bra?"

"Naw man, aint diffrent at all bra, I dont even care abouts the history of it bra, I just was told by my union peeps, that scabbin is freakin bad, bra, so we gots to hate EVERYONE at the Tranny"

"Snake Bra, you're whacked dude, and I'm flyin the Tranny, now put the gun away, Bra"

BANG!--Snake wins again--You're freaking scarry, Snake, freaking scarry.

 

[JethroF15]

Duuude, I'm confused as all get out, man, just plain confused.

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Now that's the first thing this "Dude" has written that I understand!

 

[Ty Webb]

Speaking of "old whores in new dresses", it's pretty obvious that "snake" is T-Bags, who apparently was banned for being an idiot. You don't need a 1-900 psychic to tell you "snake" is on his way out, too.

Let's see, who do we study in recurrent . . .

DAL in DFW (microburst)
NWA (Not configured for takeoff/ not sterile cockpit/checklist discipline)
AA in Cali (Situational awareness)
United (holding until fuel exhaustion)
Valujet (hazmat/cargo fire)
Flying Tigers (fatigue, SA, GPWS)

I'm sure the SWA overrun in San Diego will be out soon. Maybe the Alaska jackscrew will make an appearance, one of the Fedex hull losses . . . . who knows?

Fact is, every airline has 'em, but not flying on one because of one of these incidents is like not going to Italy because of Mussolini.

When you pull your head out your @ss with a mighty "popping" sound, T-Bags, err, Snake, you'll see that the world has changed, and you're just an angry, bitter little man who is living in the past.

Don't worry about me, though. I'll be just fine, flying around in this ol' gal that's had a "tube job" . . . . and the rest of the month, I'll be at my beach house with my kids.

AMF.

 

[bestpilot]

Speaking of "old whores in new dresses", it's pretty obvious that "snake" is T-Bags, who apparently was banned for being an idiot. YOu don't need a 1-900 psychic to tell you "snake" is on his way out, too.

Let's see, who do we study in recurrent . . .

DAL in DFW (microburst)
NWA (Not configured for takeoff/ not sterile cockpit/checklist discipline)
AA in Cali (Situational awareness)
United (holding until fuel exhaustion)
Valujet (hazmat/cargo fire)

I'm sure the SWA overrun in San Diego will be out soon. Maybe the Alaska jackscrew will make an appearance . . . . who knows?

Fact is, every airline has 'em, but not flying on one becasue of one of these incidents is like getting your news from the History Channel.

Ty Guy, you da man and you gots way better munication skills dan me, my brother from another mother. So, bra, wazzup wit you and Mrs Snake? You can snake-um in da north, you can snake-um in da south, but da best part of all is when you snake-um in your mouth! Aww, yuk dude, that's freakin gross, dude, just freakin gross.

 

[Ty Webb]

Copy dat, copy dat.

 

[75M]

Arright...I've been thinking this since this thread began...This business would a LOT better off with more guys like bestpilot (who can see the big picture while being funny and insightful) and less guys like snake(who are just myopic and bitter).

 

[bestpilot]

Arright...I've been thinking this since this thread began...This business would a LOT better off with more guys like bestpilot (who can see the big picture while being funny and insightful) and less guys like snake(who are just myopic and bitter).

Kind words, my brother from yet another mother, Duude, do I like owe you money or sometin?

Are you one a dem TWA dudes? Duuude, I loved dat airline, bra. First class peeps workin there. Sorry it ended the way it did for ya, bra, but sounds like your wit da Tranny now, so congrats and good Kharma to you, dude, yeah, good Kharma.

 

[75M]

Thanks Bra,

It was a fun ride at the teenie weenie one, and so far so good with the new gig.

Blue skies amigo.

 

[Snake]

This years recurrent theme will be:

Critters and Jim Beam in Las Vegas. Wow. I wonder how that ends. A drunken pilot? I don't know what's worse. A drunk pilot or a drunk pilot who is a scab also. Ty Webb, is this you? Nah, couldn't be. You are to much of a pisshead wimp to drink Jim Beam. Come on "Critters", fess up. Which one of you were stupid enough to do this. What are you trying to do? Ruin the good name of your company. Keep this up and they will be forced to do another makeover and go back to renaming your company VALUE JET.

 

[Dizel8]

Of course, no other airline in history has ever had a drunken pilot, although I have to admit, CRM at one airline was particularily good, since all three were drunk.

Snake, I have to wonder though, why so angry at AirTran, did they turn you down or something?

 

[Ty Webb]

Yawn.

No one wants to play with you, snake. Guess you'll just have to keep on playing with yourself.

 

[cl65capt]

Enough about scabs at Airtran already! Geez, Continental has almost as many scabs as we have pilots and I dont hear anyone bitching about them. As for you snake I'm really sorry you didnt get hired here, its a great place to work. Tell us again who you fly for? Oh yeah, your too much of a chicken $hit to tell us.