Airtran pilots jumpseating on American

[bestpilot]

Can't speak for Airtran because I never fly on those scabs and their sorry excuse for an airline. AA pilots for the most part are nice and cordial. AA Eagle is better than the main line when it comes to helping jumpseaters get to where they need to go. All AA crews are welcome on my airline anytime.

Snake man, Dude, you got some mega serious hate issues Dude, maybe like you should be doin that like anger management thang, or sometin, bro. So, if your like in a situation where the Air Tranny dudes could like be gettin you to da job, or to the vacation or sometin, you'd be walkin up to the pit, and like askin the man.

Hey Capn Dude, I'm wondrin if you are a scab or sometin, cause I heard that like all the Air Trannys (oh, wait brom you'd say, all dem there Air Critters) are like scabs. Capn, are you a scab? Cause if you are bro, I'm like off this plane like right freaking now!

Then this like 29 year old dude is gonna like give you this look and say, Duuude, what are you talkin about, Bro? And your like tellin all the peeps here dat if some dude from the Tranny wants a jumpseat on your aero machine, dat you'd be sayin, "get lost Scabbie Critter!" Na, Snake, tell me dat your kiddin, bro. Way bad Kharma, way bad.

Snake, I love ya man, I really do, but what's the deal Bro with you hatin the Tranny Dudes? Did the Ty Guy steal your wife or sometin? Dude, you gots to tell us what the deal is Bro, cause all dis hatred you gots up inside you, my brother from another mother, it's like I'm worryin bout you gettin like an ulcer and poopin up blood. Dude, dats just no way to live, Snake, not good Kharma at all, dude.

Hey Ty Guy, how many (or how few) of dem there scabbie Critters are there at the Tranny, man? Set the Snake dude straight, Bro. And Ty Guy, if you deal steal the dudes wife, dats just wrong dude, just wrong.

 

[JethroF15]

Snake man, Dude, you got some mega serious hate issues Dude, maybe like you should be doin that like anger management thang, or sometin, bro. So, if your like in a situation where the Air Tranny dudes could like be gettin you to da job, or to the vacation or sometin, you'd be walkin up to the pit, and like askin the man.

Hey Capn Dude, I'm wondrin if you are a scab or sometin, cause I heard that like all the Air Trannys (oh, wait brom you'd say, all dem there Air Critters) are like scabs. Capn, are you a scab? Cause if you are bro, I'm like off this plane like right freaking now!

Then this like 29 year old dude is gonna like give you this look and say, Duuude, what are you talkin about, Bro? And your like tellin all the peeps here dat if some dude from the Tranny wants a jumpseat on your aero machine, dat you'd be sayin, "get lost Scabbie Critter!" Na, Snake, tell me dat your kiddin, bro. Way bad Kharma, way bad.

Snake, I love ya man, I really do, but what's the deal Bro with you hatin the Tranny Dudes? Did the Ty Guy steal your wife or sometin? Dude, you gots to tell us what the deal is Bro, cause all dis hatred you gots up inside you, my brother from another mother, it's like I'm worryin bout you gettin like an ulcer and poopin up blood. Dude, dats just no way to live, Snake, not good Kharma at all, dude.

Hey Ty Guy, how many (or how few) of dem there scabbie Critters are there at the Tranny, man? Set the Snake dude straight, Bro. And Ty Guy, if you deal steal the dudes wife, dats just wrong dude, just wrong.

Huh????

 

[FLB717]

Miss, I speek Jive,

We have maybe 15 t0 20 or so of the "List" guys left, (of nearly 1100)but to me a more slimey worthless person is the Snakemister. His words speek volumes, as well as his lack of informationas to his current airline. Why, because he knows how bad he represents his fellow Pilots and doesn't want to look the fool he is.

 

[minrest]

Any idea of when/if Airtran will be added to the CASS system?

 

[3d homer]

Please, Snake is an Airtran pilot flaming for fun!!!

 

[AA717driver]

Snake, you are a douchebag.

Now, as a former member of APA's jumpseat committee (before AA showed me the door...) I can confirm that AA is the most jumpseat-unfriendly company in existance. Any gains will be hard fought and expensive.

AAflyer is right. Many AA pilots have no clue about the trials of commuting because a large percentage of their pilots live in domicile or they have only travelled on D2's(AA's passes). Thanks for trying to educate the dispatchers and other crews when you are able AAflyer.

From top to bottom at AA (especially gate agents) commuting pilots--especially non-AA'ers are at the bottom of the priority list.

Good luck Jeff, hope Hetterman gives you some consideration.TC

Oh, yeah, did I mention that Snake is a douchebag?

 

[Snake]

AA 717 Driver: I can't help it if your former company couldn't compete. All I am saying is that American has been very good to me. That's all. As far Air Trash, I don't fly them and I don't know what they are like. Getting mad at ALPA because your company was worthless is pretty short sighted. TWA was a dead and AA gave you guys some hope even if it was short lived.

 

[Ty Webb]

Snake, no one cares what you think.

"AirTran is a bunch of scabs. . . . blah, blah, blah".

You might as well be shouting "The Earth is flat!". You might sound just a little less stupid.

Speaking of stupid- keep sending me PM's, if you want to spend your time writing them. I don;t read 'em, but if it makes you feel better- well, knock yourself out.

 

[bestpilot]

As far Air Trash, I don't fly them and I don't know what they are like.

Snake, Duuude, what your sayin is hard for my brain to, ahh, ummm, forget it, Dude, I just don't get what your sayin.

You call Air Tranny "Air Trash", but you don't fly on em and you dont know what there like. Duuude, I'm confused as all get out, man, just plain confused.

It's like that Spongebob Squarepants show where Octopus Dude, Squid-Word, keeps talkin smack about how he dont dig the Crabbie Pattie. Well, your sorta like the Squid-word (except maybe like your Snake-word), and Spongebob (Ty-bob) cant figure you out dude.

In the show, ole Spongebob says, "hey Snake-word". have you ever tried a Crabbie Pattie?"

Ole Snake-word says. "I hate em, nasty Critter Burger, never tried em , and I never will"

Well, you know waht happens, dude, ole Squid-dude tries em and he's like diggin them bro, he like cant get enough--Freaking awesome, dude!

Well Snake Bro, I'm thinking dat....

Squid-word = Snake
Spongebob = Ty Guy
Patrick = Me (I looked in the mirrer and it's pretty freaking scary how much I look like my man Patrick)


So Snake-word, have you ever TRYD a Critter (Crabbie) Pattie? The only Dudes dat dont like it is the ones dat aint ever tried it!

[Who lives in a pineapple under da sea? Ty-Guy square-pants!]

 

[rvsm410]

I have to come to the defense of Airtran , though I have not had to J/S for a few years, when I did commute these guys were the best!, I mean I they always made room for me on the flight deck if open or in the back....when my own company would leave me behind due to the J/S limits imposed.

Dont knock them unil you try them, I have found them to be every bit as professional and willing to help a fellow avaitor regardless of who they worked for!
JMHO

 

[Snake]

Ty Webb: Do you cry and moan every day at work? I bet your fella scabs hate to fly with you for all the bitchin and moaning you do. "WHAAAA, we are not scabs, Quiet sending me PM''s, I'm gonna tell, WHAAAAAA." Grow up son. Get a life. Meet a woman. There are females out there who like low lifes working for Air Trash. As for my dislike of your airline, that is my own personal choice. I don't really care what you or any of your fella employees have to say about it. Like I said before, every year in recurrent we study about Value Jet/Air Trash and the numeous accident and maintainance issues associated with your company. Like I said before, you work for an old whore with a new dress. That is the reason I will not let my family or close friends fly your airline. It is a badly run, sloppy airline. Until I see differently, I will continue to speak my mind. If you don't like it, I suggest you find a more reputable carrier to work for.

As for AA and jumpseaters, I have used AA and AA Eagle numerous times over the years. I must say that I have had only one bad incident and that was in 95 or so when AA first opened up thier J/S's. I think the captain was an old timer who just could not get used to the fact that other carriers could sit in his J/S. I rode in the back then even though you were not supposed to at that time. The captain never acknowledged me but the F/O was very apologetic and professional. I never have any problems on AA. Can't speak for the rest of you.

The Snake is out of Here for now.

 

[bestpilot]

Like I said before, every year in recurrent we study about Value Jet/Air Trash and the numeous accident and maintainance issues associated with your company.

Duuude, so like if you AA peeps studied US Airways crashes (like I heard they had like 5 in like 5 years), then youd be like doggin out the US Air dudes and spewin them your venom (diggin the Snake spewin his venom).

Duude, Im thinkin dat AA ran a perfectly righteous 757 into mother Earth/terra firma down in Columbia (we're goin down to Cali, No, I don't think so).

Every freakin airline had crashes dude (xcept Quantas according to the movie Rainman)


Sounds to me that US Airways, Air Tranny and bookoo other airlines learned stuff, but duuude, I'm thinkin that Ty DID take your wife, Bro. Bad Kharma, Ty Guy, but Snake Bra, you are debinitly better off without her. Let it go Bra, let it go.

That is the reason I will not let my family or close friends fly your airline.

So, you like gots wire taps on on the familiy phones, and if one of your kin try flyin on the Tranny, you like slash their tires, steal their luggage, an who knows what else.

I can hear it now, bra, ole Snake-word sayin,

"Naw cous, you wants to fly on someone else, cause the Tranny is a whore airline and it's freaking dangerous."

"But Snake, my man, your airline used to crash too dude, right?? And plus, dey got them ticket prices dat are sweet, bra"

"Naw Bra, dey gots like 20 Critter Scabbies still on the property, so dont be goin there bra"

"Snake bra, you mean like rats and stuff on the plane, that's freaking whacked dude"

"Naw, I mean like peeps who crossed the pick-it line, bra. Y-know, Northwest peeps showed like solidarity and stuff for 12 whole days, bra, not not the Critters"

"Snake bra, maybe the peeps had a harder time holdin out cause I heard it was like MONTHS and stuff bra, and like the families were like gettin hungry. Isnt that diffrent, bra?"

"Naw man, aint diffrent at all bra, I dont even care abouts the history of it bra, I just was told by my union peeps, that scabbin is freakin bad, bra, so we gots to hate EVERYONE at the Tranny"

"Snake Bra, you're whacked dude, and I'm flyin the Tranny, now put the gun away, Bra"

BANG!--Snake wins again--You're freaking scarry, Snake, freaking scarry.

 

[JethroF15]

Duuude, I'm confused as all get out, man, just plain confused.

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Now that's the first thing this "Dude" has written that I understand!

 

[Ty Webb]

Speaking of "old whores in new dresses", it's pretty obvious that "snake" is T-Bags, who apparently was banned for being an idiot. You don't need a 1-900 psychic to tell you "snake" is on his way out, too.

Let's see, who do we study in recurrent . . .

DAL in DFW (microburst)
NWA (Not configured for takeoff/ not sterile cockpit/checklist discipline)
AA in Cali (Situational awareness)
United (holding until fuel exhaustion)
Valujet (hazmat/cargo fire)
Flying Tigers (fatigue, SA, GPWS)

I'm sure the SWA overrun in San Diego will be out soon. Maybe the Alaska jackscrew will make an appearance, one of the Fedex hull losses . . . . who knows?

Fact is, every airline has 'em, but not flying on one because of one of these incidents is like not going to Italy because of Mussolini.

When you pull your head out your @ss with a mighty "popping" sound, T-Bags, err, Snake, you'll see that the world has changed, and you're just an angry, bitter little man who is living in the past.

Don't worry about me, though. I'll be just fine, flying around in this ol' gal that's had a "tube job" . . . . and the rest of the month, I'll be at my beach house with my kids.

AMF.

 

[bestpilot]

Speaking of "old whores in new dresses", it's pretty obvious that "snake" is T-Bags, who apparently was banned for being an idiot. YOu don't need a 1-900 psychic to tell you "snake" is on his way out, too.

Let's see, who do we study in recurrent . . .

DAL in DFW (microburst)
NWA (Not configured for takeoff/ not sterile cockpit/checklist discipline)
AA in Cali (Situational awareness)
United (holding until fuel exhaustion)
Valujet (hazmat/cargo fire)

I'm sure the SWA overrun in San Diego will be out soon. Maybe the Alaska jackscrew will make an appearance . . . . who knows?

Fact is, every airline has 'em, but not flying on one becasue of one of these incidents is like getting your news from the History Channel.

Ty Guy, you da man and you gots way better munication skills dan me, my brother from another mother. So, bra, wazzup wit you and Mrs Snake? You can snake-um in da north, you can snake-um in da south, but da best part of all is when you snake-um in your mouth! Aww, yuk dude, that's freakin gross, dude, just freakin gross.

 

[Ty Webb]

Copy dat, copy dat.

 

[75M]

Arright...I've been thinking this since this thread began...This business would a LOT better off with more guys like bestpilot (who can see the big picture while being funny and insightful) and less guys like snake(who are just myopic and bitter).

 

[bestpilot]

Arright...I've been thinking this since this thread began...This business would a LOT better off with more guys like bestpilot (who can see the big picture while being funny and insightful) and less guys like snake(who are just myopic and bitter).

Kind words, my brother from yet another mother, Duude, do I like owe you money or sometin?

Are you one a dem TWA dudes? Duuude, I loved dat airline, bra. First class peeps workin there. Sorry it ended the way it did for ya, bra, but sounds like your wit da Tranny now, so congrats and good Kharma to you, dude, yeah, good Kharma.

 

[75M]

Thanks Bra,

It was a fun ride at the teenie weenie one, and so far so good with the new gig.

Blue skies amigo.

 

[Snake]

This years recurrent theme will be:

Critters and Jim Beam in Las Vegas. Wow. I wonder how that ends. A drunken pilot? I don't know what's worse. A drunk pilot or a drunk pilot who is a scab also. Ty Webb, is this you? Nah, couldn't be. You are to much of a pisshead wimp to drink Jim Beam. Come on "Critters", fess up. Which one of you were stupid enough to do this. What are you trying to do? Ruin the good name of your company. Keep this up and they will be forced to do another makeover and go back to renaming your company VALUE JET.