1-tacan-rule
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Good Advice So Far...
So I'll add a few points as well:
1) Divorce your wife. Her presence in your life will only make you feel guilty while you're "flirting" with all the FAs. Better yet, kill her. If you need a place to bury her, e-mail me. I still have room for two more under my porch.
2) If you're balding, buy membership ("Golden" preferred) in a Hair Replacement Club. You'll feel better about yourself. Think of it as a really nice $5,000 hat.
3) Step away from the computer, find the closest mirror, and ask yourself why in the name of everything holy would you seek advice from this group of virtual nerds, lepers, know-it-alls, done-it-alls, losers, and lepers (present company accepted, by the way)
4) Tell them both to pound sand...you're waiting for jetBlue to call
So I'll add a few points as well:
1) Divorce your wife. Her presence in your life will only make you feel guilty while you're "flirting" with all the FAs. Better yet, kill her. If you need a place to bury her, e-mail me. I still have room for two more under my porch.
2) If you're balding, buy membership ("Golden" preferred) in a Hair Replacement Club. You'll feel better about yourself. Think of it as a really nice $5,000 hat.
3) Step away from the computer, find the closest mirror, and ask yourself why in the name of everything holy would you seek advice from this group of virtual nerds, lepers, know-it-alls, done-it-alls, losers, and lepers (present company accepted, by the way)
4) Tell them both to pound sand...you're waiting for jetBlue to call