Airplane!

[Joseph II]

Ever wonder why we go to work to buy things that we don't need, and then are forced to work overtime to pay for those things? After working so long to pay for these things, we go home and are too tired to use the things we buy...

 

[generaltso]

Joey, you ever hang around a gymnasium?

 

[AeroBoy]

Elaine: There's a problem in the cockpit.

Ted: What's that?

Elaine: It's the little room in the front of the airplane, but that's not important right now.

 

[Typhoon1244]

"Don't know where I'll be then, Doc...but it won't smell to good, that's for sure."

 

[ibaflyer]

"I want every light you got on the runway".

 

[Traumahawk]

couple more

"I want every light you got poured onto that field".

"We're doin that right now...."
( A dump truck dumps table lamps onto the
runway )

MCrosky "He'll never make it in this soup, not one chance in a
million."
Kramer "I know, I know......but its his ship now, his command, he's
in charge, he's the boss, head man, top dog, big cheese, the head honcho!"

 

[skyking1976]

Controller: Air Israel, please clear the runway...

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Capt. Oveur: Joey, have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

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McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?

(Hands paper to Johnny)

Johnny: What? This? Well, I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a Pterydactyl....

 

[ibaflyer]

Surely you don't expect me to land this plane.

I do, and don't call me Shirley!

 

[vossdr1]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!"

 

[KATL8R26L]

hay

HAY NOW LANDING AT GATE # , NO ITS GATE # MOVING DOWN THE RAMP AREA ITS NOW GATE #,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Note that the people waiting on the arriving flights run from one end of the ramp to the other end.


Classic movie,well nothing good on at the movies, mite as well stay home and rent AirPlane.

 

[bigD]

"Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!"

 

[T-Gates]

Roger....

Huh?

What's our Vector Victor?

Huh?

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Hey! You're Kareem Abdul Jabar!

No I'm not, my name is Roger Murdock, I'm the co-pilot.

Yeah you are! My dad has season tickets!

My nametag says...ROGER MURDOCK....airline pilot.

My dad says you're slow....

 

[ProLine4]

Ok boys, let's get some pictures....

 

[weekendwarrior]

Would you like something to read?

Do you have anything light?
Umm, how about this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?

 

[gopherflight]

Ted: We're sending in the entire squadron, leaving at 0600 hours on the 24th. We plan on taking out the munitions dump at Otto Blona. We'll be coming in low, from the northeast, below their radar.

Elaine: But Ted, when will you be back?

Ted: I can't tell you that, Elaine, it's classified.

 

[weekendwarrior]

"They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash."

 

[Typhoon1244]

You have clearance, over.

That's Clarence Oveur. Roger.

Huh?

Roger, Oveur.

Huh? What?

Who?


(I've flown that trip...)

 

[supsup]

red zone white zone

Don't start that red zone white zone s h i t.

Female: I know what this is about, you want me to have an abortion.

Male: Well its the only reasonable thing to do.

supsup

 

[CitationLover]

airplane quote

ms. cleaver - just hang loose blood...she gonna come back down on the rebound wit da medici

jive #1 - what it is, my momma didn't raise no dummies i took her rap

ms. cleaver - cut me some slack jack. chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help...jive a$$ dude don't have no brains anyhow

jive #1 - sh!t!

 

[Mongolikecandy]

Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady, got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! You Know?

Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

I say hey sky, s'other say I won say, I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.

Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac, lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Col' got to be! Yo!

Sheeeet.

(for those who don't speak Jive, here is a translation)

GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.

YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.

I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.

DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.

EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.

HOW TRUE!

GOLLY.

Jive