Airplane!

[bigD]

"Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!"

 

[T-Gates]

Roger....

Huh?

What's our Vector Victor?

Huh?

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Hey! You're Kareem Abdul Jabar!

No I'm not, my name is Roger Murdock, I'm the co-pilot.

Yeah you are! My dad has season tickets!

My nametag says...ROGER MURDOCK....airline pilot.

My dad says you're slow....

 

[ProLine4]

Ok boys, let's get some pictures....

 

[weekendwarrior]

Would you like something to read?

Do you have anything light?
Umm, how about this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?

 

[gopherflight]

Ted: We're sending in the entire squadron, leaving at 0600 hours on the 24th. We plan on taking out the munitions dump at Otto Blona. We'll be coming in low, from the northeast, below their radar.

Elaine: But Ted, when will you be back?

Ted: I can't tell you that, Elaine, it's classified.

 

[weekendwarrior]

"They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash."

 

[Typhoon1244]

You have clearance, over.

That's Clarence Oveur. Roger.

Huh?

Roger, Oveur.

Huh? What?

Who?


(I've flown that trip...)

 

[supsup]

red zone white zone

Don't start that red zone white zone s h i t.

Female: I know what this is about, you want me to have an abortion.

Male: Well its the only reasonable thing to do.

supsup

 

[CitationLover]

airplane quote

ms. cleaver - just hang loose blood...she gonna come back down on the rebound wit da medici

jive #1 - what it is, my momma didn't raise no dummies i took her rap

ms. cleaver - cut me some slack jack. chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help...jive a$$ dude don't have no brains anyhow

jive #1 - sh!t!

 

[Mongolikecandy]

Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady, got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! You Know?

Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

I say hey sky, s'other say I won say, I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.

Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac, lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Col' got to be! Yo!

Sheeeet.

(for those who don't speak Jive, here is a translation)

GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.

YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.

I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.

DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.

EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.

HOW TRUE!

GOLLY.

Jive

 

[DJS]

Best "line"

...outside view of jet sounding like a 172...

 

[JBcrjca]

Check it...gonna grease down a porter...run it through the garden...on the drink side, java

approximate Jive translation:
I'll have the steak, with a side salad...and a cup of coffee

 

[airgator]

Municipal bonds Ted....I'm talking double A rating.

 

[Mongolikecandy]

It's a G. D. waste of time. There's no way he can land that plane. Route him into Lake Michigan, at least avoid killing innocent people.

 

[EagleRJ]

Truth is stranger than fiction...

[man walks through metal detector with M-60 and ammo belts around his shoulders]

metal detector- *buzz*

[man walks through metal detector with recoiless rifle over his shoulder]

metal detector- *buzz*

[Grandma walks through metal detector]

metal detector- *warble warble warble!*

[security goons throw her up against the wall] "Not so fast, ma'am!"

 

[HatWearer]

"Good luck, we're all counting on you"

"Smoking or non-smoking?"
"Smoking" (as he walks away with a ticket on fire)

"Now ariving at gate 12...gate 13, gate 14, gate 15..."

"...and we have this leaflet on famous Jewish sports ledgends"

What a great movie!