Airplane!

[DJS]

Best "line"

...outside view of jet sounding like a 172...

 

[JBcrjca]

Check it...gonna grease down a porter...run it through the garden...on the drink side, java

approximate Jive translation:
I'll have the steak, with a side salad...and a cup of coffee

 

[airgator]

Municipal bonds Ted....I'm talking double A rating.

 

[Mongolikecandy]

It's a G. D. waste of time. There's no way he can land that plane. Route him into Lake Michigan, at least avoid killing innocent people.

 

[EagleRJ]

Truth is stranger than fiction...

[man walks through metal detector with M-60 and ammo belts around his shoulders]

metal detector- *buzz*

[man walks through metal detector with recoiless rifle over his shoulder]

metal detector- *buzz*

[Grandma walks through metal detector]

metal detector- *warble warble warble!*

[security goons throw her up against the wall] "Not so fast, ma'am!"

 

[HatWearer]

"Good luck, we're all counting on you"

"Smoking or non-smoking?"
"Smoking" (as he walks away with a ticket on fire)

"Now ariving at gate 12...gate 13, gate 14, gate 15..."

"...and we have this leaflet on famous Jewish sports ledgends"

What a great movie!