Airline Pilot Code of Ethics....

[jws717]

All you need to know to get by in this industry.

If its free its for me!
Dont walk past the lav without using it!
If it floats flys or F@#*s its cheeper to rent!

 

[phishn@daves]

All you need to know to get by in this industry.

If its free its for me!
Dont walk past the lav without using it!
If it floats flys or F@#*s its cheeper to rent!

Too cheap do buy another vowel? Maybe an "A" as in Cheaper?

That's the beer talking.

......and a joke.

 

[brahma]

an "e" is a vowel.

 

[belchfire]

Ethics?

Shouldn't this be in the management forum???

We should have one of those too you know. Why not, we have one for everything else but astrology!

Never mind...management wouldn't know ethics if it were giving them a hummer...

hehehehe

 

[siucavflight]

ethics?? ethics??? we dont need no stinking ethics, espically where we are going, and that is to hell if we dont change our ways.

 

[jws717]

Too cheap do buy another vowel? Maybe an "A" as in Cheaper?

That's the beer talking.

......and a joke.

You are a dork

 

[phishn@daves]

You are a dork

Hey, we're all friends here.

I am a dork, but you don't have to point it out.

 

[HiSpeedFlyer]

Splitbar, lighten up.....Good Gawd, that was way too wordy and way too" What I thought on the FIRST WEEK on line with my first Airline job"....

.... I personally think my response is the better, truer, and more accurate response... hee hee.

 

[jellynuts]

Immediately stop all required duties while boarding is taking place in order to survey the field for any hotties. Then eye F*%k the ******************** out of them as they walk past the door.

 

[Cuban B.]

Amen. And steal lots of pens.