Laughing_Jakal
Filthy Savage
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- May 17, 2004
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Jetblue: Would you help us pick up our garbage?
NWA: Hey, you guys need help? Umm...you aren't really going to throw that out are you?
United: "We have no garbage...but if we did, it wouldn't stink"
TED: "Don't tell anyone, but we're United's garbage"
SWA: Don't bother separating aluminum cans...we neither sort or care where our garbage sits
Delta: Re-negotiating garbage collection contracts in Peachtree City.
Airtran: Bidding on Delta's garbage with the intention of claiming that it's theirs and selling it for pennies on the dollar, alternatively allows any pilot to pick their garbage for a nominal fee.
Fedex (2001-2004)
"Thanks for letting us pick thru your garbage. Unfortunately our management prevents us from letting you pick thru ours. We're working on it. Just a reminder... when we can reciprocate, you can reserve yourself a piece of garbage...if you provide a picture of yourself picking garbage."
Fracjet pilot: "Hey....overhere!...We'll gladly let anyone pick thru our garbage in the hopes that someday you'll let us pick thru yours"
RJ operator: Continually insisting that their garbage is of the same functionality and quality of the "Major's"...yet will make any sacrifice, bear any burden to someday pick garbage as a NWA guy....only to find they are back in their old dumpster.
Fedex (2005): You can pick thru our garbage only if you have picked garbage in the past with at least five of our guys. See Albie15 to learn how we like our garbage picked.
UPS: Spends years picking thru garbage in hopes something better gets thrown in.
Fedex (2006): Waiting to see what good stuff UPS finds.
TWA: Can's empty
AA: Garbage must be disposed of in our way with no discussion or questioning. Under no circumstances will you put garbage in TWA's empty can.
USAIR: No dumpster, just lots of old mismatched trash cans
AWA: Same garbage...new can
Continental: Hoping they won't generate too much garbage.
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Why do you think I'm laughing anyway?
----- Jakal
Last edited by Laughing_Jakal : Today at 15:59.
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NWA: Hey, you guys need help? Umm...you aren't really going to throw that out are you?
United: "We have no garbage...but if we did, it wouldn't stink"
TED: "Don't tell anyone, but we're United's garbage"
SWA: Don't bother separating aluminum cans...we neither sort or care where our garbage sits
Delta: Re-negotiating garbage collection contracts in Peachtree City.
Airtran: Bidding on Delta's garbage with the intention of claiming that it's theirs and selling it for pennies on the dollar, alternatively allows any pilot to pick their garbage for a nominal fee.
Fedex (2001-2004)
"Thanks for letting us pick thru your garbage. Unfortunately our management prevents us from letting you pick thru ours. We're working on it. Just a reminder... when we can reciprocate, you can reserve yourself a piece of garbage...if you provide a picture of yourself picking garbage."
Fracjet pilot: "Hey....overhere!...We'll gladly let anyone pick thru our garbage in the hopes that someday you'll let us pick thru yours"
RJ operator: Continually insisting that their garbage is of the same functionality and quality of the "Major's"...yet will make any sacrifice, bear any burden to someday pick garbage as a NWA guy....only to find they are back in their old dumpster.
Fedex (2005): You can pick thru our garbage only if you have picked garbage in the past with at least five of our guys. See Albie15 to learn how we like our garbage picked.
UPS: Spends years picking thru garbage in hopes something better gets thrown in.
Fedex (2006): Waiting to see what good stuff UPS finds.
TWA: Can's empty
AA: Garbage must be disposed of in our way with no discussion or questioning. Under no circumstances will you put garbage in TWA's empty can.
USAIR: No dumpster, just lots of old mismatched trash cans
AWA: Same garbage...new can
Continental: Hoping they won't generate too much garbage.
__________________
Why do you think I'm laughing anyway?
----- Jakal
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