Airline Dumpster Dynamics

[Laughing_Jakal]

Thanks

Did I mention...? I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

I had a friend in the Air Force whose kid wanted to be a Garbage Man when he grew up cause he wanted to ride the truck. Of course my friend wanted his son to follow in Dad's footsteps and be a pilot. Now both father and son's dreams can be fulfilled. Ain't life grand.

 

[FlyBoeingJets]

Did I mention...? I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Don't we all????

 

[GuppyPuppy]

At JB not only do we pick up your garbage, but we then give it to our employees and tell them it's part of their compensation package.

GP

 

[JediNein]

135 pilot: Being handed resumes while standing in the dumpster. "Wait?! I was digging in dumpsters for your job?"

Newly minted CFI: What an incredible smell I've discovered.

TSA: Working feverently on the approved garbage list.

1000 hour CFI: Wishing to be somewhere that has a dumpster. The can is getting crowded.

Alaska: Knows their garbage doesn't stink. It's too cold to stink.

Pan Am: Finally emerges from bankruptcy to find they are the most profitable carrier in the U.S. They don't have any garbage.

Midwest: We use different bags, except if coming from LAX, FLL, LAS, and. . .

 

[Ben Franklin]

Message to airline HR dept's around the country from the EEOC: White Trash may now only make up 38% of your total workforce.




Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[skidbuggy]

It happened for real up north....

If interested; read this short article:

http://www.cbc.ca/calgary/story/ca_westjet20040722.html

 

[Cassive Mock]

Gemini - 51% of us seem to think this new garbage is better than the old garbage. It's still just garbage.