70. Patrol the moving walkways for good looking girls
71. Raid the "ovens" if you are really that hungry
72. get a job with the TSA
73. wash a plane for food
74. offer to fly with an older guy ( i mean like late 70s+)
75. instruct the moron lineman at the local GA airports on the finer points of not spilling 3 or 4 gallons of fuel, and then charging you for it!!!
77. Figure out how to get Aileron Girl to Marry you.
Any girl who loves to fly and drink beer as much as me has to love doing the one other thing that pilots always think about. Thats my kinda girl
78. Spend 18 hours a day trying to find out "Where's Waldo?"
79. Spend the other 6 hours a day debating the differences in time travel opinion between Mr. Spock, Lt. Cmdr. Data, and Doctor Emmett Brown.
80. Sell my car
81. Seriously consider selling the 2500sq' mansion we call home because we'll no longer be able to afford the taxes and move closer to husband's base so he doesn't have to commute any more.
82. Wonder why the h#ll I ran off and joined the airlines in the first place.
Sadly, all of these we have done since my second furlough two years ago.
but on a lighter note you can:
83. Get used to waking up in the same place everyday
84. Wake up at 3am, think about the poor shmucks doing the all-nighters, and roll over and go back to sleep.
85. Never ever EVER have to look at blue water in a toilet again!
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