101+ Things To Do When You Can't Fly

[JRSLim]

Uhh Ronin, buddy, pal. If you need help spening your money, you can direct it towards item 44. Or, even item 45.

 

[cessna_driver2]

43. Try to figure out how to get laid.
44. Try to figure out how to get Multi-time

Strike that, figure out how to get Multi-time and THEN think about getting laid......If I find Multi-time, why would I need to get laid anyway?

45. Pour a Black and Tan and read the Baron Manual - again.

Well couldn't you combine the getting laid part & the multi-time into one. Sooo. We still have room for more beer.!!!!!!!!!

 

[minitour]

Well couldn't you combine the getting laid part & the multi-time into one. Sooo. We still have room for more beer.!!!!!!!!!

....you mean like...getting laid multi times?

-mini

 

[JRSLim]

....you mean like...getting laid multi times?

-mini

That would be another rating or two then ; Multi-Orgasm-land, Multi-Orgasm-Air and Multi-Orgasm-Sea.
And don't forget the logbook endorsements; Brunette, High-performance Brunette......

 

[Maria]

That would be another rating or two then ; Multi-Orgasm-land, Multi-Orgasm-Air and Multi-Orgasm-Sea.
And don't forget the logbook endorsements; Brunette, High-performance Brunette......

It's all complex time.

 

[minitour]

That would be another rating or two then ; Multi-Orgasm-land, Multi-Orgasm-Air and Multi-Orgasm-Sea.
And don't forget the logbook endorsements; Brunette, High-performance Brunette......

so maybe some day I can get my ATP (Always Tonguing P*ssy)?
...pretty sure I have at least 1500 hours...I'll have to check the cross country time...maybe when my wife visits me in a few weeks I can take the "ride"...I'm sure she can be the "examine-her"...

I'm here all week folks...try the roast beef!

-mini

 

[Gatorman]

Go to the nearest bar with your epaulettes on and talk about the rough day you had...see how many people buy you a beer.

Here, have a beer \_/ tell me more. But you need to keep them in numerical order like everyone else.

I think we are at 62...

63. Meet up with all the ex- employees and try to shoot the bull with them while they are busy looking busy as the hangar manager is walking around.
64. Go back to the old work place and brag about this new company you are working for and how they pay you large amounts of money for sitting at a computer filling out applications online. (unemployment checks)

 

[minitour]

67. Find out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop...

Mr Owl would be so proud!

 

[jarhead]

67. Find out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop...

Mr Owl would be so proud!

On another thread you stated you did not have time to become informed on issues for how to vote in the election. You were too busy with your studies.

How is it that you have time for this drivel? Get back to your books, and then you might have time tonight to watch the presidential debate on TV

 

[minitour]

On another thread you stated you did not have time to become informed on issues for how to vote in the election. You were too busy with your studies.

How is it that you have time for this drivel? Get back to your books, and then you might have time tonight to watch the presidential debate on TV

Close but...
what I said was I was too busy to read books (meaning long posts) from people on why to vote for one person or another....I know that wasn't as clear as it should have been...but I definately have time to become "informed" on how to vote...oh well...

I know you didn't mean that in a "mean" way...its all good...anyway

Yeah I've definately got the debate on the schedule tonight...but dang...you can only study the Constant Speed Prop for so long before you've got to say something stupid!

-mini
PS

68. Make paper airplanes with retractable landing gear, flaps, and a constant speed propeller...

69. hehe...69

 

[jarhead]

Peace Bro.....may the force be with you!

 

[Metro752]

70. Patrol the moving walkways for good looking girls
71. Raid the "ovens" if you are really that hungry
72. get a job with the TSA
73. wash a plane for food
74. offer to fly with an older guy ( i mean like late 70s+)
75. instruct the moron lineman at the local GA airports on the finer points of not spilling 3 or 4 gallons of fuel, and then charging you for it!!!

 

[minitour]

76. Read the FAR/AIM over and over to try to figure out how to log flight time for Reason No. 68...

 

[$$$4nothin]

Aileron Girl

77. Figure out how to get Aileron Girl to Marry you.
Any girl who loves to fly and drink beer as much as me has to love doing the one other thing that pilots always think about. Thats my kinda girl

 

[minitour]

78. Spend 18 hours a day trying to find out "Where's Waldo?"
79. Spend the other 6 hours a day debating the differences in time travel opinion between Mr. Spock, Lt. Cmdr. Data, and Doctor Emmett Brown.

 

[MQAAord]

80. Sell my car
81. Seriously consider selling the 2500sq' mansion we call home because we'll no longer be able to afford the taxes and move closer to husband's base so he doesn't have to commute any more.
82. Wonder why the h#ll I ran off and joined the airlines in the first place.

Sadly, all of these we have done since my second furlough two years ago.

but on a lighter note you can:

83. Get used to waking up in the same place everyday
84. Wake up at 3am, think about the poor shmucks doing the all-nighters, and roll over and go back to sleep.
85. Never ever EVER have to look at blue water in a toilet again!

 

[MQAAord]

Oh, and I forgot

86. Answer your phone and know that it's not crew scheduling!

 

[Gatorman]

87. Wake up at 5:30 am, look at your alarm clock, smile, roll over and go back to sleep.

88. Not have to worry about being pressured by your boss to locate parts for an aircraft that do not exist anyway.

89. The only traffic you have to deal with is when the dog is drinking out of the toilet.

 

[JediNein]

90. Wake up at noon because the phone rang. Disconnect the phone, smile, and go back to sleep.

 

[minitour]

91. Begin your endeavor to discover the answer to the age old question:


Chicken or Egg?