101+ Things To Do When You Can't Fly

[bigD]

34. Chase poon.
35. Eat BBQ!

 

[Ailerongirl]

36. Drink beer (did we really get to #36 before beer was mentioned?!?!)

 

[flyer172r]

36. Drink beer (did we really get to #36 before beer was mentioned?!?!)

Yes, yes we did. Gotta keep in mind though, we're pilots. It takes a while for the obvious to occur to us

 

[siucavflight]

37. Touch yourself

 

[ibaflyer]

38. Drink coffee and eat peanuts or pretzels (so you breath still smells like you fly for an airline)
39. Look for a bigger watch to wear.

 

[Maria]

40. Give the FAA heartburn
41. Expand your MP3 collection
42. Finally get around to logging all of that flight time in excruiating detail

 

[JRSLim]

43. Try to figure out how to get laid.
44. Try to figure out how to get Multi-time

Strike that, figure out how to get Multi-time and THEN think about getting laid......If I find Multi-time, why would I need to get laid anyway?

45. Pour a Black and Tan and read the Baron Manual - again.

 

[R0NIN]

# 46 Pray and Thank God I never became a sucker like the rest of you

#47 Buy a new car or airplane


#48 Spend my money

 

[bigD]

If I find Multi-time, why would I need to get laid anyway?

Man, your priorities are waaaaaay out of line!

 

[aviatornick]

49. Go to a bar.
50. Get laid
51. If #50 doesn't happen, masturbate