Why does the light have to hit the wall? Can't it just be friends with the wall? The wall has never done anything to the flashlight. When the fecal matter hit the fan, nothing good came from that. Why all the violence on this board why, why,why!
And after we get rid of all the smokers
It's the fat people we go after next. Then you have to be able to pat your head and rub your tummy. Pretty soon it will get out of hand. If the health insurance companies had their way... They would quit writing coverage for hurricanes for the coastal...
I like the pot of gold theory
But I have another theory: It is the rainbow stands for your long aviation career and the pot of gold is really a pot of gold foil wrapped condoms for the BOHICA you get when your retirement is stolen from you.
Hey big man
1. They might have just returned from the CP's ora...errr..office looking for raises.
2. Could be your upper lip.
3. At least you aren't their wife/girlfriend/bf/husband.
4. Say "Hey, I heard if you pop a piece of gum in your mouth, Your trying to tell someone their breath...
I'm feeling a hint of smartass in your reply
Well, you never answered the question with anything but whimsical advice. I guess you can't answer it.
Ahhh screw it! As I said before, I was looking for something concrete. Nobody had it so
Die thread DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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