Airport restrooms

[Uncle Bunkle]

Where are your favorite airport restrooms to do your duty? In ORD the only good one is across from Tortas Frontera over in Terminal 1. Lots of stalls, fairly clean, never full. Although those plastic ass-gaskets freak me out. In LAS pretty much anywhere except the Southwest terminal is good.
In CLT I avoid the ones near the center food court. DFW has some pretty spacious ones, while the old terminals (A & B) in IAH have restrooms apparently designed by a midget.

 

[twepilot]

someone needs a friend...

RV

 

[Freebrd]

I just air drop in the plane's lav. Ever since that Senator got busted with the secret tapping trying to pick up other men, well it just freaks me out. Is he still serving?

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

Q. Where does General Lee usually tap his toes with a wide stance?

 

[Data]

Who doesn't love the crappers in CLT? It's got that strip club feeling with attendants begging for tips...what's not to like?

 

[capt1900]

There are secret restrooms in MDW.

 

[SWA Bubba]

someone needs a friend...

RV

He's got one.

(I'll give you a hint: .... "Bunkled!")

Bubba

 

[SpauldingSmails]

DTW - McNamara terminal: head thru the magic tunnel toward the B and C gates. Just before the escalators, break left - there's a serene toilet just waiting for you.

 

[DUBLINFLYER]

Very slow day?

 

[Freebrd]

He's got one.

(I'll give you a hint: .... "Bunkled!")

Bubba

Obsessed. Sad. :nuts:

 

[SWA Bubba]

Obsessed. Sad. :nuts:

Me? Nope, just answering someone's question. You're the one with the obvious obsession: you have to add on to every response to him. Defending, egging him on, just generally being his suck-up cheerleader.

Lately, I've been doing what every one else does--just ignoring the retard.

Bubba

 

[Freebrd]

You wrote: "I just ignore....". Hello!

That why you clicked on this thread started by Unc Bunkle?

Righttttttttttttt! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[SWA Bubba]

You wrote: "I just ignore....". Hello!

That why you clicked on this thread started by Unc Bunkle?

Righttttttttttttt! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

I click on all the new threads (like most people) to see if there's any good info on them, although obviously the chances of a Bunkle thread having any is pretty slim. And to be honest, I didn't notice who started the thread, until after I opened it.

Also, you might notice that I replied to someone else, and now to you. I was trying to avoid having you orgasmically shout "Bunkled!" at me. See the difference? Now, run along and get your cheerleader skirt and pom-poms--I'm sure you have some rah, rah Bunkling to do.

Bubba

 

[Freebrd]

Rightttttttttt! You're obsessed with Bunkles's posts and won't admit it. Now you make every excuse under the sun. So yeah, you've bitten hard on being 'bunkied'!

 

[SWA Bubba]

Rightttttttttt! You're obsessed with Bunkles's posts and won't admit it. Now you make every excuse under the sun. So yeah, you've bitten hard on being 'bunkied'!

Whatever you say, sycophant, whatever you say.

Bubba

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Whatever you say..

C'mon Hubba Bubba, tell us your favorite hideaways...or do you drop a deuce in the airplane?

 

[Freebrd]

Bubba uses a barf bag from the seat backs.

 

[TheRaven]

ORD has some Great facilities....the one next to to H3 is very nice....deep stalls so you bag fits, tall doors. Most are as clean as mine at home....they maintain them.

DTW....second to none for the most part

IND has some nice facilities

JAX is impressive.....high end....even those infinity sinks

DFW is slowly renovating Terminals, but Terminal D is great. There used to be an awesome bathroom between B5 and B6....huge....maybe 8 standard stalls, a dozen urinals, and 4 Taj-Ma-Stalls with plenty of room to work.......was closed for renovations last time through there.

LGA....lots of them but most are small....genuinely clean

PHL....the worst I've encountered...they are renovating, but don't seem to keep them clean.

EWR....cramped....crowded, but gets the job done

LAX...crowded but generally nice

SFO....pretty nice

SAN...limited number....they seem spaced too far apart

MCO.....decent but always crowded airside.

MIA.....crowded and not well maintained....usually dirty....people transiting seem unable to hit the toilet or urinal. Many seem un-air conditioned

JFK....varies greatly by location....from 3rd world hell-hole to palatial

MSP....haven't been in quite some time but they seemed dated last time

DCA....nice facilities...can't have angry Congressman unhappy with their commodes

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Nice writeup Raven!

 

[Freebrd]

Can we get that incorporated into our ops manual or does our Company have the author's permission/release or pay a author rights fee of some kind?

 

[dustrpilot]

KFSM hands down

 

[FurloughedAgain]

FSM is the best in the country. TUL is excellent. TPA is good.

Now the bad....

MCO isn't big enough to handle the throughput of pax. If I gotta wait in line you don't have enough urinals /stalls... And seriously, no dividers?!

MCI way too small

MDW no dividers

SAN way too small

FLL way too small, always a line, AND no dividers

SJC.... Come on. Who designed this?

ABQ - plenty big, but no dividers

 

[DUBLINFLYER]

Someone should create an app "Loo's R US"

 

[BlueNose]

Someone should create an app "Loo's R US"

Loos4Crews

 

[big shacks]

KMEM seems to have the best toilet paper.

 

[Freebrd]

lousy bbq though

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

lousy bbq though

And why do they put mustard on it in North Carolina?

 

[Freebrd]

I know, weird, all ya need is some ketchup

 

[GuppyFlyer]

Follow a TSA dude. They take so many breaks each day, they know where the best toilets are.

 

[livin'thesim]

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