Airport restrooms

[Uncle Bunkle]

Whatever you say..

C'mon Hubba Bubba, tell us your favorite hideaways...or do you drop a deuce in the airplane?

 

[Freebrd]

Bubba uses a barf bag from the seat backs.

 

[TheRaven]

ORD has some Great facilities....the one next to to H3 is very nice....deep stalls so you bag fits, tall doors. Most are as clean as mine at home....they maintain them.

DTW....second to none for the most part

IND has some nice facilities

JAX is impressive.....high end....even those infinity sinks

DFW is slowly renovating Terminals, but Terminal D is great. There used to be an awesome bathroom between B5 and B6....huge....maybe 8 standard stalls, a dozen urinals, and 4 Taj-Ma-Stalls with plenty of room to work.......was closed for renovations last time through there.

LGA....lots of them but most are small....genuinely clean

PHL....the worst I've encountered...they are renovating, but don't seem to keep them clean.

EWR....cramped....crowded, but gets the job done

LAX...crowded but generally nice

SFO....pretty nice

SAN...limited number....they seem spaced too far apart

MCO.....decent but always crowded airside.

MIA.....crowded and not well maintained....usually dirty....people transiting seem unable to hit the toilet or urinal. Many seem un-air conditioned

JFK....varies greatly by location....from 3rd world hell-hole to palatial

MSP....haven't been in quite some time but they seemed dated last time

DCA....nice facilities...can't have angry Congressman unhappy with their commodes

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Nice writeup Raven!

 

[Freebrd]

Can we get that incorporated into our ops manual or does our Company have the author's permission/release or pay a author rights fee of some kind?

 

[dustrpilot]

KFSM hands down

 

[FurloughedAgain]

FSM is the best in the country. TUL is excellent. TPA is good.

Now the bad....

MCO isn't big enough to handle the throughput of pax. If I gotta wait in line you don't have enough urinals /stalls... And seriously, no dividers?!

MCI way too small

MDW no dividers

SAN way too small

FLL way too small, always a line, AND no dividers

SJC.... Come on. Who designed this?

ABQ - plenty big, but no dividers

 

[DUBLINFLYER]

Someone should create an app "Loo's R US"

 

[BlueNose]

Someone should create an app "Loo's R US"

Loos4Crews

 

[big shacks]

KMEM seems to have the best toilet paper.

 

[Freebrd]

lousy bbq though

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

lousy bbq though

And why do they put mustard on it in North Carolina?

 

[Freebrd]

I know, weird, all ya need is some ketchup

 

[GuppyFlyer]

Follow a TSA dude. They take so many breaks each day, they know where the best toilets are.

 

[livin'thesim]

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