Airport restrooms

[Uncle Bunkle]

Where are your favorite airport restrooms to do your duty? In ORD the only good one is across from Tortas Frontera over in Terminal 1. Lots of stalls, fairly clean, never full. Although those plastic ass-gaskets freak me out. In LAS pretty much anywhere except the Southwest terminal is good.
In CLT I avoid the ones near the center food court. DFW has some pretty spacious ones, while the old terminals (A & B) in IAH have restrooms apparently designed by a midget.

 

[twepilot]

someone needs a friend...

RV

 

[Freebrd]

I just air drop in the plane's lav. Ever since that Senator got busted with the secret tapping trying to pick up other men, well it just freaks me out. Is he still serving?

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

Q. Where does General Lee usually tap his toes with a wide stance?

 

[Data]

Who doesn't love the crappers in CLT? It's got that strip club feeling with attendants begging for tips...what's not to like?

 

[capt1900]

There are secret restrooms in MDW.

 

[SWA Bubba]

someone needs a friend...

RV

He's got one.

(I'll give you a hint: .... "Bunkled!")

Bubba

 

[SpauldingSmails]

DTW - McNamara terminal: head thru the magic tunnel toward the B and C gates. Just before the escalators, break left - there's a serene toilet just waiting for you.

 

[DUBLINFLYER]

Very slow day?

 

[Freebrd]

He's got one.

(I'll give you a hint: .... "Bunkled!")

Bubba

Obsessed. Sad. :nuts:

 

[SWA Bubba]

Obsessed. Sad. :nuts:

Me? Nope, just answering someone's question. You're the one with the obvious obsession: you have to add on to every response to him. Defending, egging him on, just generally being his suck-up cheerleader.

Lately, I've been doing what every one else does--just ignoring the retard.

Bubba

 

[Freebrd]

You wrote: "I just ignore....". Hello!

That why you clicked on this thread started by Unc Bunkle?

Righttttttttttttt! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[SWA Bubba]

You wrote: "I just ignore....". Hello!

That why you clicked on this thread started by Unc Bunkle?

Righttttttttttttt! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

I click on all the new threads (like most people) to see if there's any good info on them, although obviously the chances of a Bunkle thread having any is pretty slim. And to be honest, I didn't notice who started the thread, until after I opened it.

Also, you might notice that I replied to someone else, and now to you. I was trying to avoid having you orgasmically shout "Bunkled!" at me. See the difference? Now, run along and get your cheerleader skirt and pom-poms--I'm sure you have some rah, rah Bunkling to do.

Bubba

 

[Freebrd]

Rightttttttttt! You're obsessed with Bunkles's posts and won't admit it. Now you make every excuse under the sun. So yeah, you've bitten hard on being 'bunkied'!

 

[SWA Bubba]

Rightttttttttt! You're obsessed with Bunkles's posts and won't admit it. Now you make every excuse under the sun. So yeah, you've bitten hard on being 'bunkied'!

Whatever you say, sycophant, whatever you say.

Bubba