As apposed to, say, the governor of Texas? Oh, wait a minute, that one wanted to secede from the United States. Kinda tough to call that american, I guess,...
Oh, I know! How about the former governor of Massachusetts! No, that won't do, he initiated state-wide mandatory health care insurance, and you guys don't like mandated health care, so he won't work,...
The former governor of Alaska, with all of that foreign affairs experience, just opted out. The former governor of California has one too many babies and a foreign birth certificate. Is that a problem? And the governor of New Jersey just took his ball and went home (sniff), so who do we have left?
NEWT! You remember Newt, don't you? He likes to run things. He once ran the House. Oh, but that didn't turn out so well, now did it? It seems he didn't behave too well in the sand box, and got his hand slapped. Not exactly a consensus builder, was he? Oh well, maybe it won't matter if he's in the White House, because we all know how much the Congress likes to compromise with the president. Oh no, that won't do either! You guys are just going to have to find someone who can finish fixing this mess that Bu... I mean Obama got us into!
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