sideburns at ASA

[enuffalready]

so I get on the ASA crew bus yesterday and out of 6 other pilots, 4 had long sideburns .... do you guys realize you look ridiculous?

 

[JumpersAway]

Chops in Georgia look sharp...........just like the cowboy boots. Quit hatin'.

 

[shamrock]

so I get on the ASA crew bus yesterday and out of 6 other pilots, 6 had short-sleeve polyester shirts worn with black ties.... do you guys realize you look ridiculous?

 

[Axel]

... Georgia...

Pronounced: "JOE juh"

 

[RJLoser]

Motivation for sideburns at ASA?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpHJRSRZb3A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Midnight Flyer]

so I get on the ASA crew bus yesterday and out of 6 other pilots, 4 had long sideburns .... do you guys realize you look ridiculous?

Maybe it signifies they fly the "9". :laugh:

That reminds me how some of the knuckleheads over at Mesaba wear their shoulder boards upside down to suggest superiority over their fellow pilots who don't "fly the 9".

It would be comical to see these some of these guys in a real DC-9 haha

 

[WWEfan]

so I get on the ASA crew bus yesterday and out of 6 other pilots, 4 had long sideburns .... do you guys realize you look ridiculous?

Says the guy wearing his hat in the cockpit.

 

[flyburg]

so I get on the ASA crew bus yesterday and out of 6 other pilots, 4 had long sideburns .... do you guys realize you look ridiculous?

I once got on a crew bus and more than half the guys where overweight, don't you know how ridiculous that looks!! Especially combined with the standard pants that are 2 inches short? I'd take the well groomed pilot with sideburns or beard or ringbeard over the fat, overweight slops any day! If you can't take care of yourself, how do I know you can take care of me?

 

[Baronman]

I think it's more that they're thinking that their sideburns look cool....not so much nowadays. Unless your name is Dylan McKay and you go to school at West Beverly.....

 

[SPDBRD747400]

Lot S or 3, I'm guessing 3?

 

[spudskier]

Don't be jealous! I can grow hair on ALL of my head... can you?

wife thinks I look good, I'm not out of standard, does anything else matter?

"Know what the difference between you and me is? ...I make this look good"

(P.S. I use NO hair gel, have no backpack and don't own a single Mac/Apple product)

 

[JettBoii]

They probably have shiny uniforms also.

 

[Sig]

so I get on the ASA crew bus yesterday and out of 6 other pilots, 4 had long sideburns .... do you guys realize you look ridiculous?

I'm sure there are plenty of fellas that are more to your liking at other airlines. Keep checking- and don't rule out FAs, rampers, gate agents, even the van driver. Keep on swinging your confused bat, and I'm certain you'll hit something.

Keep your chin up.

 

[damnflyboy]

Guys in their late 30's wear them to make them feel younger. I also noticed that the premature balders love their hats. Well, some of them at least.

 

[Clutch]

so I get on the ASA crew bus yesterday and out of 6 other pilots, 4 had long sideburns .... do you guys realize you look ridiculous?

The crew lounge is full of fat asses and yet you're not bitching on FI about it...So, it's more acceptable to be an unhealthy-looking, overweight turd than it is to have sideburns? Get real

 

[damnflyboy]

I love lamp.

 

[COOPERVANE]

Keep on swinging your confused bat, and I'm certain you'll hit something.

Keep your chin up.

I spewed my scotch.....classic

 

[Data]

I saw an ASA guy with one of these, I think it's a little worse than an ASA guy with sideburns...

http://www.gadgettastic.com/wp-content/2009/12/scooterlug-600x435.jpg

 

[BHopper88]

But does it beat the DTW 757 FO that was so big he couldn't wear a belt but had suspenders and yellow armpit sweat marks on his shirt?

 

[e=mc2]

You mean an overweight, shinny short pant, sideburns, wearing a Hat with a Backpack.

To bad the lifegaurd at the Pilot Gene Pool is at lunch.

 

[Clutch]

You mean an overweight, shinny short pant, sideburns, wearing a Hat with a Backpack.

To bad the lifegaurd at the Pilot Gene Pool is at lunch.

Literally made no sense.

 

[flyboyzii]

I'm not trying to change the direction of the thread but I laugh & shake my head at the folks (non aviation affiliated) with the gigantic holes in their ears. You know the ones with the hole so big you can fit a quarter through it. Also, the chicks with the "bling" in their cheeks, lip, eyebrows and the neck tats etc.....They may be good people but if I owned any kind of business that delt with the public I wouldn't hire any of these folks.
Ok, now back to the side burns. At least when they get a little older they can just shave them unlike the people just listed. I don't like the side burns but I also don't have to wear them.

 

[damnflyboy]

I'm more concerned with the sideburn losers than the fat guys. Both don't inspire public confidence in our service, I agree.

Sideburns do not help my seniority. However, heart attacks and strokes do. Eat on, jiggles.

 

[Flybywire44]

The crew lounge is full of fat asses and yet you're not bitching on FI about it...So, it's more acceptable to be an unhealthy-looking, overweight turd than it is to have sideburns? Get real

LoL

Being overweight and having long sideburns is perfectly acceptable in ASA FOM.

But remember, the sideburns can't be halfway down your ear. :smash:

 

[shamrock]

You mean an overweight, shinny short pant, sideburns, wearing a Hat with a Backpack.

To bad the lifegaurd at the Pilot Gene Pool is at lunch.

Shiny...

Too bad...

Lifeguard...

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Shave the pork chop growth. You look like an idiot.

 

[Dannone]

saw a female fa with side burns and a goat the other day!!!

 

[Freebrd]

saw a female fa with side burns and a goat the other day!!!

sure it wasnt the...................... White Dragon?

 

[Terantious]

http://recordsetter.com/world-record/sideburns/438

 

[filejw]

saw a female fa with side burns and a goat the other day!!!

Sure every airline has one. Some of those folks may even be in between so to speak..LOL