sideburns at ASA

[Clutch]

You mean an overweight, shinny short pant, sideburns, wearing a Hat with a Backpack.

To bad the lifegaurd at the Pilot Gene Pool is at lunch.

Literally made no sense.

 

[flyboyzii]

I'm not trying to change the direction of the thread but I laugh & shake my head at the folks (non aviation affiliated) with the gigantic holes in their ears. You know the ones with the hole so big you can fit a quarter through it. Also, the chicks with the "bling" in their cheeks, lip, eyebrows and the neck tats etc.....They may be good people but if I owned any kind of business that delt with the public I wouldn't hire any of these folks.
Ok, now back to the side burns. At least when they get a little older they can just shave them unlike the people just listed. I don't like the side burns but I also don't have to wear them.

 

[damnflyboy]

I'm more concerned with the sideburn losers than the fat guys. Both don't inspire public confidence in our service, I agree.

Sideburns do not help my seniority. However, heart attacks and strokes do. Eat on, jiggles.

 

[Flybywire44]

The crew lounge is full of fat asses and yet you're not bitching on FI about it...So, it's more acceptable to be an unhealthy-looking, overweight turd than it is to have sideburns? Get real

LoL

Being overweight and having long sideburns is perfectly acceptable in ASA FOM.

But remember, the sideburns can't be halfway down your ear. :smash:

 

[shamrock]

You mean an overweight, shinny short pant, sideburns, wearing a Hat with a Backpack.

To bad the lifegaurd at the Pilot Gene Pool is at lunch.

Shiny...

Too bad...

Lifeguard...

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Shave the pork chop growth. You look like an idiot.

 

[Dannone]

saw a female fa with side burns and a goat the other day!!!

 

[Freebrd]

saw a female fa with side burns and a goat the other day!!!

sure it wasnt the...................... White Dragon?

 

[Terantious]

http://recordsetter.com/world-record/sideburns/438

 

[filejw]

saw a female fa with side burns and a goat the other day!!!

Sure every airline has one. Some of those folks may even be in between so to speak..LOL

 

[johnpeace]

You idiots are still carrying on about how other pilots wear their hair or their backpacks or their shoes?

 

[Clutch]

You idiots are still carrying on about how other pilots wear their hair or their backpacks or their shoes?

I know! F*cking pleated pants should be the real topic. That sh*t's so 90's. As bad as the matching braided belt..

 

[Clutch]

That's right pleated pants wearers. You look ridiculous. You mc hammer looking dweebs. Why don't you french roll that sh*t while you're at it.

 

[Midnight Flyer]

At least we're not like you kids from the "entitlement" generation who need a trophy at the end of the day.

 

[Clutch]

At least we're not like you kids from the "entitlement" generation who need a trophy at the end of the day.

Beautiful... The "I choose to remain in the styles that even Goodwill won't accept because I might have to accept a trophy" excuse... Btw I'm not in the entitlement era. But nice try hammer. You look ridiculous.

 

[sperfly]

No one has mentioned mustaches. If I grow one will I turn into a super aviator. Or how about mustache, hat, and a blue tooth stuck in my ear.

 

[SizzleChest]

Shave the pork chop growth. You look like an idiot.

but i gives her thighs something to hold on to for the ride..... kinda like insects that have hairs on their feet to climb walls.... like velcro even!

http://www.picgifs.com/clip-art/cartoons/top-cat/clip-art-top-cat-819962.jpg

 

[brokeflyer]

razors are expensive, and the ******************** pay they have, im surprised they shave at all.

 

[IFLYASA]

Mustaches are has beens. Sideburns will always rule.

 

[CA1900]

That's right pleated pants wearers. You look ridiculous.

Not as ridiculous as you unpleated guys with the pockets sticking out the sides! :laugh: