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Sonny Crockett

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Pilots Wanted

Looking for current and qualified Lawn Mower operator to cut grass on Airport Property, must have ATP and be current on John Deere within last six months. NO CALLS! Kindly indicate your total time on a Lawn Mower within the last six months. Low time Pilots need not apply. Great opportunity to be close to airplanes and airside operations!

We require at LEAST 50,000 HOURS Total Time a 6 YEAR DEGREE, and willing to pay for your own Lawn Mower

NO BENEFITS
 
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Pilots Wanted

Looking for current and qualified Lawn Mower operator to cut grass on Airport Property, must have ATP and be current on John Deere within last six months. NO CALLS! Kindly indicate your total time on a Lawn Mower within the last six months. Low time Pilots need not apply. Great opportunity to be close to airplanes and airside operations!

We require at LEAST 50,000 HOURS Total Time a 6 YEAR DEGREE, and willing to pay for your own Lawn Mower

NO BENEFITS

Noooo.....it's just you!! Seriously, is it that deep up there?? I hope you can hang on the Bus until this all blows over....

BTW, How's the boat??
 
Noooo.....it's just you!! Seriously, is it that deep up there?? I hope you can hang on the Bus until this all blows over....

BTW, How's the boat??


Yes, it's THAT BAD! The Boat is good--I guess I will be able to do some "runs" for extra cash if it gets that bad!


How is the wife?
 
I'm considering going back for my pre-med requisites and doing the Med-School thing.

Please do. The aviation world will be better for it. Just make sure to tell us which third-rate, Caribbean med school you get into and where you plan to practice so we can see and avoid.
 
Yes, it's THAT BAD! The Boat is good--I guess I will be able to do some "runs" for extra cash if it gets that bad!


How is the wife?

Square grouper is paying well for those who fish....

She's up in JFK now, doing the PS thing.

Answer: Wife and a Boat.....
Question: What are two empty bottomless pits you throw money into?
 
Please do. The aviation world will be better for it. Just make sure to tell us which third-rate, Caribbean med school you get into and where you plan to practice so we can see and avoid.

He will go to some third-rate school and PAY for his training. Then, when he gets done, he'll work for next to nothing for at least a year in hopes of getting a position where he can work 48 hour shifts making a fraction of what he was promised. In essence, he'll be bringing down the entire profession.
 
He will go to some third-rate school and PAY for his training. Then, when he gets done, he'll work for next to nothing for at least a year in hopes of getting a position where he can work 48 hour shifts making a fraction of what he was promised. In essence, he'll be bringing down the entire profession.

Gee, that sounds really familiar - and with med mal insurance being as expensive as it is, you could be paying them for your job - which also sounds vaguely familiar....
 
idiot

I'm considering going back for my pre-med requisites and doing the Med-School thing.

I am glad everyone feels the same about this idiot. Unbelievable. This guy has to just be an entire flame profile to jack with people. Someone like this guy could not actually exist?
 
I'm considering going back for my pre-med requisites and doing the Med-School thing.

Trust us, Instructortool-

The world of medicine, and the world in general would be far better off if you went and hit yourself in the head with a brick until you could no longer do so.
 
I cant find a gig myself (cetainly not from lack of looking). I need one soon, unemployment is running out in a few months.
 
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Pilots Wanted

Looking for current and qualified Lawn Mower operator to cut grass on Airport Property, must have ATP and be current on John Deere within last six months. NO CALLS! Kindly indicate your total time on a Lawn Mower within the last six months. Low time Pilots need not apply. Great opportunity to be close to airplanes and airside operations!

We require at LEAST 50,000 HOURS Total Time a 6 YEAR DEGREE, and willing to pay for your own Lawn Mower

NO BENEFITS


You applied too, huh? :(
 
Trust us, Instructortool-

The world of medicine, and the world in general would be far better off if you went and hit yourself in the head with a brick until you could no longer do so.

That is not a very nice thing to say buddy boy.

As far as med shcool look at what Radioloigists make. OVER 750K and they can work from home and do it only 2 days a week. Sign this cracker up!!
 
Then go do that tool bag. If you become a radiologist, you'll be less likely to kill somebody. Can't say that about your current employment.
 
Of course, he may decide to stay at a small family practice and be content with earning a little less and dictating his own schedule, happy knowing he'll never make the BIG BUCKS - and further eroding the entire profession.

BTW, Medical errors kill about 120,000 people a year in the U.S. alone. It's just that they don't leave a big, smoking, newsworthy hole.
 
BTW, Medical errors kill about 120,000 people a year in the U.S. alone. It's just that they don't leave a big, smoking, newsworthy hole.


True statement.

Maybe Instructortool should be a ditchdigger. Not too many people killed by ditchdiggers. He could wear a coat, tie, and hat while doing it so he could be "more professional."

Apologies to all "trenching engineers." I'd hate for him to ruin your profession too.
 
That is not a very nice thing to say buddy boy.

As far as med shcool look at what Radioloigists make. OVER 750K and they can work from home and do it only 2 days a week. Sign this cracker up!!
Better keep the uranium in your backpack next to your iPod and hair gel.
We will miss you, write when you get accepted!
PBR
 
That is not a very nice thing to say buddy boy.

As far as med shcool look at what Radioloigists make. OVER 750K and they can work from home and do it only 2 days a week. Sign this cracker up!!

You may want to knock out a couple of spelling classes before you take on med school...
 
True statement.

Maybe Instructortool should be a ditchdigger. Not too many people killed by ditchdiggers. He could wear a coat, tie, and hat while doing it so he could be "more professional."

Apologies to all "trenching engineers." I'd hate for him to ruin your profession too.


Maybe you should become a ditchdigger??

I've got lots of options including a patent idea a bro of mine and I hatched up over a few beers.

We're considering a design where we use solar panels stuck to the side of the airplanes. The panels would generate power that will be stored in batteries and then used to power the airplane or upon arrival you could hook up to gate and download the power to the local grid. The Obama administration is giving out carbon and green credits left and right.

You heard it here first so laugh all you want...I"LL BE A MILLIONARE!
 
Please. I beg you. Get out of the cockpit before you hurt someone.
 
I'm considering going back for my pre-med requisites and doing the Med-School thing.

Yea you'd make an excellent proctologist....it would be like looking at yourself in a mirror everyday.
 
Why would you want to be a doctor and have to be around ulgy, gross, sick people. I'd rather have grease and sweat on my hands and clothes then do hopsital work in any capacity. I hate the going to visit people in the hospital and I hate medical facilities equally.
 
Maybe you should become a ditchdigger??

I've got lots of options including a patent idea a bro of mine and I hatched up over a few beers.

We're considering a design where we use solar panels stuck to the side of the airplanes. The panels would generate power that will be stored in batteries and then used to power the airplane or upon arrival you could hook up to gate and download the power to the local grid. The Obama administration is giving out carbon and green credits left and right.

You heard it here first so laugh all you want...I"LL BE A MILLIONARE!


Yeah Here's Instructordrools Idea guys:cartman:

www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153051/
 
I don't know what's funnier....Instructordude's posts, or the moronic responses to them.

How can anyone take them seriously, honestly? Are you guys new to the internets? have you no experience with trolls?

Take a step back from your computer, have a beverage of your choosing, and lighten the hell up.

I think you'll enjoy his posts more now.

you're welcome
 

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