Good response to basically not knowing what you are talking about.
Pot, meet kettle.
You don't know me, anything about me, my experience, or how I operate. So, throwing around an accusation that I am completely clueless as to the chaotic nature and timing of a basic RJ quickturn makes you sound, well, kinda stupid.
I double and even triple my required jumpseat time every year...not because I like being crammed in an uncomfortable seat with two people I probably don't particularly like, or because I think it's "cool", but because I try to constantly educate myself on the repercussions of decisions made on my end and the impact on crew and pax alike. I do this by attaching myself with a crew for a full day and following them through swaps, quickturns, and long delays. Their day is my day...and it helps to better understand the things pilots claim we don't. If only I could get any pilot to come spend even half a shift with me and see what a joy it can be managing 3 flow programs and re-piecing the puzzle together everytime MX and WX try to take it apart piece by piece.
I don't claim to know and understand every single thing you face (just like you a vast majority of you guys haven't the slightest clue what we do all day or why we do it...too much specialized tribal knowledge and mindsets already set in a certain mode on both sides), however I do have a working knowledge. What I do know is there are a few captains here and there (not just at my company, but everywhere according to my colleagues at other airlines...regional, LCC, and major alike) who, quite frankly, fail at basic decision making and general situational awareness and control of their flights once on the ground.
These are typically the guys who want someone else to make the decisions for them, don't want to take a stand on anything for fear of being labeled "difficult", and whine about every minor obstacle they face in the process. These tend to be the same type of people that go on internet forums and complain about everything, then complain being given a little constructive criticism because that person is on the outside looking in...nevermind the fact that the person has seen it work for people in your position who are widely regarded as excellent at what they do.
I don't sit here and claim that I can do what you do or know everything about your day-to-day...but to generalize and determine that I know nothing because of my job title (when my job description essentially calls for an ability to intuitively know what you're thinking at any given moment) just because you have some kind of ego issue with a little criticism does little more than make you look like the idiot.
Good day, fly safe...