DELTA stoops to lowest level, first to charge this new Fee

[Redmeat]

Kudos to Flyer1015 for his best suckerbait post of the day. By my count, you've already hooked 4 and one of them was a whopper.

Tanker Clown makes 5.

Nice!...:laugh:

 

[N1VIBS]

Nobody has ever officially died on an airliner. But you smartasses knew that right?

Interesting. All my life, I thought if you die, you were just dead. Exactly how does a person know if they are officially dead or inofficially dead? So if I die today, I might not really be dead, just unofficially dead. Never knew that. Thanks!!

Friend , might I suggest you go out, have a few beers, get laid or something. You seem to take life (and this thread) much too seriously!!

 

[freeflyer14]

Passenger keels over on plane without doctor to pronounce the patient deceased = "unconscious"

 

[ACL65PILOT]

Exactly. No one dies on an aircraft. Many airlines just tell the flight attendants to place a blanket over the "resting" individual. Paramedics will generally take the above questioned person off the aircraft and then pronounce them at the scene.

FWIW, DAL carries a lot of remains. I think I have had them on a least 20-30% of our flights. A lot more out of FL.

 

[DrewBlows]

Sigh...this thread pretty much sums up Flightinfo. Moderators, can you 'sticky' it?

 

[Tanker Clown]

Exactly. No one dies on an aircraft. Many airlines just tell the flight attendants to place a blanket over the "resting" individual. Paramedics will generally take the above questioned person off the aircraft and then pronounce them at the scene.

FWIW, DAL carries a lot of remains. I think I have had them on a least 20-30% of our flights. A lot more out of FL.

Dead is probably the only way to enjoy a Delta flight. Even then, I'm sure the service isn't great!

Just kidding guys.

 

[ReverseSensing]

You got me 1015...hook line and sinker......Dork!!!! Guess I should read everything!! You better hope I dont catch you sleeping somewhere!

Yeah, but your post was cool. I enjoyed it. Learned something new. But I do want to know why you don't lift the foot end higher than the head end and why you load the head forward.

 

[General Lee]

The "expired" already paid for their ticket. If I was executor of an estate and received a charge for that I'd wipe my butt with it and send it back. There is no way could collect on that. It wouldn't be worth their time to pursue the delinquent payment.

Kinda like the Death tax? Even though people pay taxes all their lives, they still get taxed after they die. If you don't like it, move to Venezuela. I think this thread is a joke though, since I saw a joke like this one on Conan last night....Yeah, it looks like a fake to me. Great editing boys....


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Redmeat]

But I do want to know why you don't lift the foot end higher than the head end and why you load the head forward.

I can answer that. If the feet are higher than the head the embalming fluid flows to the head and accumulates there making it bloat. Not good for an open casket funeral.

The reason the head is loaded forward is the AC has a positive angle of attack/deck angle for the majority of the flight keeping the feet lower than the head.

 

[spitfire1500]

I can answer that. If the feet are higher than the head the embalming fluid flows to the head and accumulates there making it bloat. Not good for an open casket funeral.

The reason the head is loaded forward is the AC has a positive angle of attack/deck angle for the majority of the flight keeping the feet lower than the head.

Red Meat has the right idea but not the embalming fluid...once it hits the arteries and chest cavity it dries out and hardens...Its in case you didnt get a good embalmer and the stomach area wasn't aspirated well or the throat area wasn't packed...with that being said my work could have gone for one last bunjee jump with no problem just kidding...enough said...this stuff reminds me how much I dont miss the job!...But I will add besides having lots of story material for parties, it did pay for all my licenses and ratings in about 2 years so I didn't have to borrow and there were never furloughs or layoffs.

 

[Scope out RJ's]

I want the 3 minutes back that I wasted on this thread.

 

[Tanker Clown]

I want the 3 minutes back that I wasted on this thread.

Typical of a Delta guy. Notice he isn't asking for his pay to come back up to 2000 levels. Par for the course...

 

[GogglesPisano]

This message is hidden because Tanker Clown is on your ignore list.

First time I've used the ignore list in 5 years. Feels good.

 

[goodgig]

Red Meat has the right idea but not the embalming fluid...once it hits the arteries and chest cavity it dries out and hardens...Its in case you didnt get a good embalmer and the stomach area wasn't aspirated well or the throat area wasn't packed...with that being said my work could have gone for one last bunjee jump with no problem just kidding...enough said...this stuff reminds me how much I dont miss the job!...But I will add besides having lots of story material for parties, it did pay for all my licenses and ratings in about 2 years so I didn't have to borrow and there were never furloughs or layoffs.

What I learned on FI today.

Make note to be incinerated.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Redmeat,

Not sure if you're familiar with the site, but its kind of a dry humor, cartoon strip site by the same name. I peep it once in a blue.

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/

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