Parker Visits Jetblue

[coogebeachhotel]

Looks like he has another target. US East MEC met yestaerday in regards to this development. How is that merger language Jetblue????

Looks like staple job

 

[WateryGrave]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhttt...........


Run along now Jr

 

[BLUE BAYOU]

The man regularly flies on jetblue. He can't even stand his own product... Does it mean we'll hook up? Not a chance, can't even get the two airlines East and West to operate as one yet. Failed with Delta. Will fail again if he tried.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

So what you're saying is that some drunk guy came up to JetBlue and burped ... "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Nothing I haven't said ... er, I mean heard at every EWR layover.

 

[Max Powers]

BOOOOYA.....staple those boys and show them what a slow taxi really is BOOOOYA....Maybe that will force them to get ride of those blue FA uniforms.

 

[coogebeachhotel]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhttt...........


Run along now Jr

OK cocky a$$ boy. Have you asked the USAIR East MEC what they think? They believe it and met yesterday.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

OK cocky a$$ boy. Have you asked the USAIR East MEC what they think? They believe it and met yesterday.

Wait, I am I having the USAIR East MEC over for lunch as we speak. When he comes back from the restroom I will ask him what happened ...

 

[WateryGrave]

OK cocky a$$ boy. Have you asked the USAIR East MEC what they think? They believe it and met yesterday.

Would this be the ALPA MEC or the UCRAPA MEC? I get them confused.

 

[luckytohaveajob]

It would be great to see the Cool Aid drinking, blue stained smiley faces, who wear goatees, carry backpacks, and listen to their Ipod be forced into a situation with a real group of airline pilots.

 

[zkmayo]

It would be great to see the Cool Aid drinking, blue stained smiley faces, who wear goatees, carry backpacks, and listen to their Ipod be forced into a situation with a real group of airline pilots.

Oh,ok, mr.lord-of-the-sky, skyking...all this time Ive just been pretending to be a pilot. Got it.

 

[Dizel8]

Maybe then, the blue boys and the AW boys can get together and form an new union to tick off the easties.

 

[Longhorn]

Wait, I am I having the USAIR East MEC over for lunch as we speak. When he comes back from the restroom I will ask him what happened ...

Chef, please dont keep them for too long, they are suppose to be at my house for dinner and my better half gets upset when appitizers are wasted on late guests.....

 

[Dizel8]

Just read the official story:

Parker is selling the Easties to UAL and buying blue to get access to the east coast.

More news at 11.

 

[mozzer]

It would be great to see the Cool Aid drinking, blue stained smiley faces, who wear goatees, carry backpacks, and listen to their Ipod be forced into a situation with a real group of airline pilots.

Someone really needs to get laid......by a woman this time.

 

[J32driver]

Wow... sometimes the crap on this site amazes even me! (famous last words probably...;-) )

 

[zkmayo]

The man regularly flies on jetblue. He can't even stand his own product... Does it mean we'll hook up? Not a chance, can't even get the two airlines East and West to operate as one yet. Failed with Delta. Will fail again if he tried.

He already knows what "Flying is for Pigeons" means.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

Chef, please dont keep them for too long, they are suppose to be at my house for dinner and my better half gets upset when appitizers are wasted on late guests.....

Sorry, he was in the "loo" for quite some time. We got to talking and he admitted to me that him and Parker had a crazy night at some strip club named "Chez Blue" last night. Turns out Parker puts his hand down one of the dancer's panties while he's getting a lapdance -- the MEC had to drag him out before they both got whacked by the bouncers. Here's the shot -- the whole time, Parker (drunk off his a$$) is screaming ... "I want Chez Blue, give me Chez Blue!" He's so drunk he's slurring his words and a newspaper reporter from The Gila Bend Gazette (while picking up his car from the valet) hears ... "I want JetBlue, give me JetBlue!"

I guess it was all another misunderstanding. Before the MEC left he looked me in the eye and said: "Sometimes you get the 'bar' and sometimes the 'bar' gets you". No sheet.

BTW Longhorn -- he thought the avocado was a nice touch on the salad. Good luck at dinner. Three words of advice : single malt.

 

[Deadalus]

Why would US want JetBlue unless it was a fire sale. If it's true, boy am I glad I'm no longer there. Parker should have went after NW instead of DAL, but he got greedy and look what resulted. US is F*%$@$!

 

[Doug Parker]

Just read the official story:

Parker is selling the Easties to UAL and buying blue to get access to the east coast.

More news at 11.

I would bust a nut if that happened!

Let United show those Eastwipes where they belong - at the bottom of the list.

Relative seniority for AW & JB


F-USAPA



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[Lear70]

Chef, please dont keep them for too long, they are suppose to be at my house for dinner and my better half gets upset when appitizers are wasted on late guests.....

I'd give real money to know if the girl in that avatar is your new "better half"...

If so... DAYUM!!!

 

[Sailpilot]

I'd give real money to know if the girl in that avatar is your new "better half"...

If so... DAYUM!!!

It's not "Half" if he's dating 4 of them. It's more like 20%. Longhorn, you "motorboatin" son of a b!t@#.

Chef... that was for you.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

It's not "Half" if he's dating 4 of them. It's more like 20%. Longhorn, you "motorboatin" son of a b!t@#.

Chef... that was for you.

Longhorn -- you motorboat?


Well, since this a JetBlue thread (sorta) and all ... is this big FO bid reduction really a way of making sure we all take pay cuts, not just the dudes who would have ended up on reserve (rather unexpectedly) in May? Kind of a spread the pain, I mean love around pogrom from the Tower of Terror in Jamaica?

I keep getting emails about how I need to go redo my bid, but I cannot figure out what I would change (at my seniority level).

 

[PHXFLYR]

Maybe then, the blue boys and the AW boys can get together and form an new union to tick off the easties.

I'm in !!!! ....where do I sign up ?????

PHXFLYR

 

[Longhorn]

Longhorn -- you motorboat?


Well, since this a JetBlue thread (sorta) and all ... is this big FO bid reduction really a way of making sure we all take pay cuts, not just the dudes who would have ended up on reserve (rather unexpectedly) in May? Kind of a spread the pain, I mean love around pogrom from the Tower of Terror in Jamaica?

I keep getting emails about how I need to go redo my bid, but I cannot figure out what I would change (at my seniority level).

Not quite yet..Closing on my home in about a month and wont pick up the boat until the closing. Just holding out on signing the loan papers on the boat until July. I was going to do it a few months ago but did not want to dirty my finances before the home loan. It sure is nice out on Lake Travis. 95 degrees all next week Finally!!

 

[Longhorn]

I'd give real money to know if the girl in that avatar is your new "better half"...

If so... DAYUM!!!

No, not quite. She is one of my good friends from College and is the one who did my work. She does graphic design for a firm in San Antonio full time when she is not poking needles in people. We have been hanging out for a few months but nothing too serious. Thank god though, she was born in TX and owns a passport....(inside joke for some here).

 

[Bavarian Chef]

Not quite yet..Closing on my home in about a month and wont pick up the boat until the closing. Just holding out on signing the loan papers on the boat until July. I was going to do it a few months ago but did not want to dirty my finances before the home loan. It sure is nice out on Lake Travis. 95 degrees all next week Finally!!

Okay -- go watch "Wedding Crashers" ... RIGHT NOW.

Then come back, and "get" the motorboating reference. It had nothing to do with Lake Travis, but thanks for the update.

I think.

 

[Longhorn]

OHHHHHH....Well, dont I feel like an ass all of a sudden. Yes, I remember motorboating now!!!! HAHAHAHA

I thought you were talking about a boat. The damm thing has consumed me.

 

[Colonel Savage]

So what you're saying is that some drunk guy came up to JetBlue and burped ... "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Sounds like one of Foster Brooks' lines...

 

[Lear70]

No, not quite. She is one of my good friends from College and is the one who did my work. She does graphic design for a firm in San Antonio full time when she is not poking needles in people. We have been hanging out for a few months but nothing too serious.

So... what you're telling me is that next time I see you there's gonna be a tattoo somewhere on your body?

Nevermind,,, I don't want to know.

Thank god though, she was born in TX and owns a passport....(inside joke for some here).

Oh jeez, I can't believe you went there. :lol:

Only takes once to learn a lesson, eh? That's better than some of us I guess.

She's smokin!! Get her on that boat ASAP! Every girl falls for a boat ride at sunset with some wine. Can't remember how many nights I did that on the old man's boat in college! Good times!!

 

[Bavarian Chef]

I thought you were talking about a boat. The damm thing has consumed me.

Well, you know what they say.

If it flies, floats or is a bottomless pit that you affectionately refer to as an airline ... it's cheaper to rent.