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[cjcpilot]

wow, put those in the right order and who needs a dvd

 

[freeflyer14]

looks like someone has a case of the mondays....:uzi:

 

[John Pennekamp]

Upper Management Material

Ummm yeah. I'm going to have to go ahead and, sort of, um, disagree with you there. Peter's been pretty flaky at work lately. And he's had problems with his TPS reports.

 

[John Pennekamp]

You've been missing alot of work lately Peter

I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it!

 

[WAZUP]

And I used to be by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married. But then they switched from the swingline to the boston but I kept my swingline it does'nt bind up as much and I told Bill if you move my desk one more time.....

 

[japhy]

You've been missing alot of work lately Peter

"I can't say that I've been missing it."

 

[John Pennekamp]

And I used to be by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married. But then they switched from the swingline to the boston but I kept my swingline it does'nt bind up as much and I told Bill if you move my desk one more time.....

Umm yeah, while you're down here, see, we've been having a little insect problem. Why don't you go ahead and get yourself a can of pesticide and...

 

[pilotguy733]

I'll make sure you get another copy of that memo...

 

[epic!]

i believe you have my stapler

 

[John Pennekamp]

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

 

[DrewBlows]

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

 

[propsarebest]

BEST MOVIE EVER!

 

[WAZUP]

Umm yeah, while you're down here, see, we've been having a little insect problem. Why don't you go ahead and get yourself a can of pesticide and...

oh,okay but thats the last draw................hmmmf

 

[poorsillyfool]

Sameer naga...naga...not gonna work here anymore!!

 

[John Pennekamp]

Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway?