Just so you know that NWA brings wayyyy more to the party than DAL.
Fortress Hubs - MSP,DTW,NRT - We own the two domestic hubs. Just a little competition in ATL huh?
Profit margins - 12% vs. 9% at DAL. 25% better
Profits- about the same last quarter, even though NWA is 30% smaller.
Debt - about 3.0 billion less at NWA. Didn't your boys know what Bankrupcty is for?
CAL golden share - guess we will tell them who they can merge with.
Midwest airlines - nice of us to have prevented your biggest domestic competition from growing huh?
Uniforms - no sailor uniforms ( yup, looks great on you if you weigh 150 lbs) and Polish Military Hats.
787 orders and options- looks like you guys will be waiting longer than we will.
Accents - no southern drawls here, Billy Joe Jim Bob
Flight Kits - come on, Nascar? Its really not the national pasttime.
Finally - You do know that there are not too many NWA pilots that dreamed of being a DAL pilot, right?
Signed:
Proud former DC-9 pilot
Wow. Stunning. Wow. Well OKAY then..... I guess I will try to retort...
1. Yes, you own MSP and DTW, and you transport Fedex pilots around the nation from MEM. Wow. Snowtown, Mo-town, and No-town. You have successfully kept LCC competition down in those towns---except for Sun Country and Spirit. Are they a big impact? Not really. Airtran tried to get MKE, and since you couldn't beat Midwest, you bought them with some rich friends at the TPG. You suggest that we had a choice at ATL, since Eastern had a large presence there and then died. What can I say? We grabbed as many gates as we could, but Valujet started up, stopped, and then started up again. We still own 70% of the traffic at the World's busiest airport. MSP and DTW--what are they? Are they in the top twenty in the world for pax and movements? ATL tops both categories. Well, you do get to use more de-ice at those airports! Good for you.
2. Profit margins. You may be right about the numbers, but ours have actually increased 100% in the last 2 years thanks to the new guy running the revenue department. We are getting better.
3. Proifits. We are starting to park unprofitable RJs in large chunks, which will eventually boost profits. You are starting to park DC9-30s. Oh wait, you recinded that rumor, right? Maybe?
4. Debt. We had more debt originally, and did very well bringing it down from around $20 billion to $7.5 billion. Sorry that wasn't good enough for you. If this actually all goes down, we will have more debt after BUYING you. Then you will share our debt. Fun times.
5. Golden Share. I guess they can actually buy someone without telling you. You can say if they MERGE with someone, but they can still go out and buy United, for $1.
6. Midwest. Yes, you couldn't beat them, you were scared to death of Airtran, so you and your rich friends at TPG bought them. So what is Airtran doing about it? They have acquired 4 gates at MKE so far, added flights to FLA and out West, and are looking for more. Midwest is not doing as well as you would think right now, and just announced their regional is stopping service (SkyWay), and SkyWest is bringing in profitable 50 seaters. Good for you guys. Also, isn't the gov't now looking into that purchase of yours again? I think they are. Maybe Airtran will get what they wanted after all....
7. Uniforms. I don't think you should brag about yours. At least we look GOOD in ours, according to every hot girl that winks at me in the terminal, and those 4 guys.....?
8. 787s. When are you going to get them again? Boeing announced what today? Good luck with that. We are getting bigger and newer planes too--the 777LRs. They have the range of a 787, but can carry more people and cargo. Is the 787 bigger than an A330? Your A330 pays less than our 757/767. Where are your 747-200s going?? You are losing 747-200s, and DC9s currently. You just lost your large DHL contract to fly Cargo to Asia, but you are still looking for a replacement. Hmmm. Your 747-400s will probably replace your 742s in the cargo arena, leaving your 787s and A330s to fly pax. When I am flying my 777LR and I see one of your A330s or 787s, I will say "I've got the light twin in sight."
9. No accents in MSP or DTW? Why do people up there say "A boat" instead of About? "It's a boat 4 degrees here, eh." And you hockey studs all have wonderful teeth. "Go OAT and sit on the frozen lake and fish with some beers eh..."
10. And, I don't think any Delta pilots cherish MSP or DTW layovers, unless you count me--since I want to rap on the 8-mile road, and get de-iced myself at 6am in the frozen tundra of MSP. Those trips are our most junior.
Bye Bye--General Lee