Age 60 to 65 Party - Bid Accordingly

[UndauntedFlyer]

Reminder:

We will be having a post age-change get-together in San Antonio, Texas on February 8th. Attendees will be respnsible for their own room and dinner costs. APAAD will NOT be picking up the tab for attendees in order to ensure fiscal responsiblity/accountability.

Bid accordingly if you want to attend.

APAAD (Airline Pilots Against Age Discrimination)
[email protected]

 

[bluestreaking]

At least they're not gloating over their windfall!uke:

 

[Bavarian Chef]

I assume it is BYOM (Bring Your Own Metamucil)?

Isn't it there some threat of spontaneous combustion, having that many Members Only jackets in one room?


be kind to your servers, i will be here all week.

 

[IronCityBlue]

Maybe its a meeting to discuss how they will divide some of that new found bonus round lotto money among the majority of pilots who will be forced to work that extra 5 years to make the same they would have made at 60 in the first place. Nah, I'm sure pattern bargaining will completely ignore those actuarials.

 

[vetrider]

Oh I'd love to come, but I can't bid accordingly because I don't have any bidding horsepower. You guys have fun though.

 

[Ex737Driver]

Reminder:

We will be having a post age-change get-together in San Antonio, Texas on February 8th. Attendees will be respnsible for their own room and dinner costs. APAAD will NOT be picking up the tab for attendees in order to ensure fiscal responsiblity/accountability.

Bid accordingly if you want to attend.

APAAD (Airline Pilots Against Age Discrimination)
[email protected]

Dinner will be promptly at eight, except those of you who fell asleep on the couch in the lobby waiting for a room.

Dinner will consist of Gerber carrots, sweet potatoes, green beans, and mixed meat served with a spoon or a straw.

All dinner seating is water proof with individual seat pads in case of failure/lack of Depends.

Dinner attire is black uniform slacks, white socks, black shoes, and members only jackets. No exceptions.

Fixodent and other adhesives will be available at each table prior to dinner being served.

Wives are always permitted for those of you who still have contact with your third or fourth spouse.

Hearing aids can be purchased at the door for a flat fee.

As always, cane and walker parking is free of charge for those staying in the hotel.

For those attending that can't remember whether they are staying in the hotel or not, a hotel employee dressed as an FO will guide you back to your room after the evenings festivities.

 

[BoilerUP]

Bet they'll still ask for the Early Bird/Senior discount...

 

[brainhurts]

Its a meeting to extend the age to 67.

 

[HoursHore]

Dinner at 8? are you crazy? Dinner at 4:30, Bed by 8.

 

[Falconjet]

Oh, did the age change? Thanks for pointing that out Undaunted Azzhat. Let us know how your lawsuit turns out, you know the one you've no doubt filed trying to get your position back.

I thought you were destitute because you had to retire, according to your testimony to the former director of the FAA. How in the world can you afford to travel to a dinner celebration since you no longer have the means to eat?

Have a nice celebration, make sure you take it easy on FH while you two are toe tapping in the men's room.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Age 65 is arbitrary!

This is discrimination, pure and simple!

Dorks...

 

[get2flyin]

I bet they'll have a planning meeting to figure out how to keep the guys who already retired from getting their seats back. Greed knows no limits.

 

[Old School]

50, 40, Go Around Thrust, Nice Landing

 

[filejw]

"Dinner attire is black uniform slacks, white socks, black shoes, and members only jackets. No exceptions"..............This must be a typo as I'm sure you want them to put on a shirt....please.

 

[RedDogC130]

I say we bombard him with emails, find out where it is and crash it. Eat their food and run.