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Hootie9750

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I'm sick of kids running through the halls when I'm sleeping at 11pm for a 5am show time? I can't kill them, and not every hotel room has a fan built into the a/c unit or a bathroom fan, and I also dont want to leave the faucet running all night and waste 375 gallons of water. Anybody have any ideas or luck with any compact white noise makers for on the road hotel sleeping?
 
I picked up a little travel clock at the Discovery Channel store a while back that can play rain, waves, crickets, etc. I'm a very light sleeper and it doesn't take much to wake me up/keep me awake so the clock comes in handy for when I can't bid around places like Crowne Plazas that don't have a fan I can turn on. The sound quality isn't all that great but it's better than trying to play static on the clock radios in the hotel rooms.
 
the cheapest idea (we're all pilots right) is to turn on the hotel radio, and dial in the station between stations. that is white noise in its essence. enjoy. i've done it more than once on an overnight with an early van.
 
I'm sick of kids running through the halls when I'm sleeping at 11pm for a 5am show time? I can't kill them, and not every hotel room has a fan built into the a/c unit or a bathroom fan, and I also dont want to leave the faucet running all night and waste 375 gallons of water. Anybody have any ideas or luck with any compact white noise makers for on the road hotel sleeping?

Two words:

Concertina wire...
 
I grew up with the one that was in the link there. They are really nice once you get used to the noise they make. It certainly would block out the 50 million kids running up and down the hall while staying at some random hotel for a religious convention or the white trash coming back from the bar at 2 am.

The radio station static works too as long as the station doesn't start coming in clearly all of the sudden and you wake up to "My Humps" at 3 in the morning.
 
Here I thought this thread was going to be about Eminem.....
 
Make sure to slam the door to your room repeatedly from the inside (as not to be seen in the hallway) immediately following your wake up call. That will show those kids.

Usually the heater/AC in the room if turned on fan will drown out most of the hotel noise. Maybe it just works in the cheap hotels we stay in.
 
At hotels where the fan only runs if the heat is on, take off the front plastic guard by pulling up on it. Most of the time there is a AUTO/FAN switch that will let the fan run constantly even while it is not heating.

Billy
 
What Billy said. All of the wall units have a fan Auto/On switch. Pull off the front cover. There may be a big fan switch, if so put it on Fan On position. If there is not a big switch you can shine your flashlight and see a small row of switches. They are usually in a row of about 10 and recessed into the unit or under a cover, look for a screw to take off an accessable cover near the temperature controls. Again look for the fan switch and switch it on. I have yet to find a room with unit mounted controls that I could not get the fan to run. Wall mounted thermostats are a different thing.
 
I'm sick of kids running through the halls when I'm sleeping at 11pm for a 5am show time? I can't kill them, and not every hotel room has a fan built into the a/c unit or a bathroom fan, and I also dont want to leave the faucet running all night and waste 375 gallons of water. Anybody have any ideas or luck with any compact white noise makers for on the road hotel sleeping?

Go to Sharper Image and get one of their noise machines. Has several different sounds on it. Rain, thunder, ocean surf, white noise, etc. Probably can order online.
 
Make sure to slam the door to your room repeatedly from the inside (as not to be seen in the hallway) immediately following your wake up call. That will show those kids.
Unlikely. Kids sleep like a rock, especially when they've just been worn out by running up and down the halls until 2 and you're getting up at 5.

The only people you're going to "show" are the other crews who *MIGHT* have just gotten back to sleep and have a 7 or 8 a.m. wakeup call.

Usually the heater/AC in the room if turned on fan will drown out most of the hotel noise. Maybe it just works in the cheap hotels we stay in.
Had the same problem in PHF last week, except it was one of our late arrival F/A's who had either picked up a guy in the bar or one of our pilots. They turned on the TV loud to cover their own noise while going at it on and off for 2 hours. 3 of us went by banging on the door to get them to shut up. After the 2nd time they ignored us.

My favorite revenge is to keep calling them on the hotel room phone every 15 minutes while you're getting ready to remind them how early you said you had to get up, not to mention letting every crew you fly with know the name and employee number of the offending party - it'll eventually get back to her in the crew room that she's now officially known as a Ho and will either quit or won't do it again.

Alternately, if you're next door to the offending room and the room on the other side of you is going out with you on the trip, simply turn your TV to Disney and turn up the volume right before you leave the room.

The only person that bothers is the offending person next door. :D

A lot of us carry laptops - if we had a GOOD pair of speakers that would produce the right volume and frequency, I wonder if this white noise CD would do the trick:

http://xegan.com/whitenoise/index.htm
 
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Turn the bedside alarm clock radio on, set to FM, tune to in-between a station......

ta daaaaa! White noise.
 
not to mention letting every crew you fly with know the name and employee number of the offending party - it'll eventually get back to her in the crew room that she's now officially known as a Ho and will either quit or won't do it again.


For God's sake man, don't do that!:eek: Some of us rely on that kind of behavior.
 
For God's sake man, don't do that!:eek: Some of us rely on that kind of behavior.
Hey, I wasn't always married.

Had my share of some young PCL F/A hottie chicas, but for God's sake, KEEP IT DOWN when you're in the crew hotel, especially if the people next door are fellow crewmembers!

Wait 'til you get home off the trip, then go piss off your crashpad neighbors. :D
 
I've been using the Marsona Sound Conditioner (travel size). Works great. Bought it off Ebay for about $70. For the really noisy neighboors, turn up the sound machine and pop in the ear plugs..ZZZZzzzz
 

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