Horizon Air Hiring

[check6]

Yes, but it's squeamish whenever NWA taxis by.

And so are the lucky pilots who get to fly it. Didn't they stitch a new -100 empennage onto it?

 

[Capi_Cafre']

Didn't they stitch a new -100 empennage onto it?

Onto the midget stripper?

 

[ReverseSensing]

Will the midget stripper from MFR be there? Has she been tanning? Shaving? Can i actually talk to her? En vivo?

I understand the midget stripper from MFR will be making a personal appearance, tanned, waxed (no shaving - leaves bumps) and feisty. With the higher demand and lower supply for new FOs, QX is pulling out all the stops as far as recruiting goes. As a matter of fact, I think we bought the naming rights to the concession stand at the fairgrounds. It is to be called the "Horizon Air 'Wings of the Great Northwest' Micro-Brew Garden." QCappy will be determining the suitability of applicants by challenging them to a chug-a-lug contest.

 

[Sioux115]

Since when did we push any orders back to '08?

We already had 2 options for Q400's for 07', one of which we exercised. The other option to my understanding was pushed back to 08'.

 

[check6]

I understand the midget stripper from MFR will be making a personal appearance, tanned, waxed (no shaving - leaves bumps) and feisty. With the higher demand and lower supply for new FOs, QX is pulling out all the stops as far as recruiting goes. As a matter of fact, I think we bought the naming rights to the concession stand at the fairgrounds. It is to be called the "Horizon Air 'Wings of the Great Northwest' Micro-Brew Garden." QCappy will be determining the suitability of applicants by challenging them to a chug-a-lug contest.

She'll be pourin' the drinks like some wacked version of Coyote Ugly.

 

[ReverseSensing]

She'll be pourin' the drinks like some wacked version of Coyote Ugly.

"Is this a church meeting or is this a bar? Make some noise!"

 

[QCappy]

QCappy will be determining the suitability of applicants by challenging them to a chug-a-lug contest.

I'll have to clear them through the Department of Homeland Security....otherwise known as "My Boys":blush:

 

[ReverseSensing]

I'll have to clear them through the Department of Homeland Security....otherwise known as "My Boys":blush:

"I can't talk about that."

 

[Q400 Gear Bitch]

honk, honk!

How about quack quack.

 

[Q400 Gear Bitch]

YKM will probably finally be stolen away by the 400 just in time for me to do differences training and continue to end up stuck in that hole.

You need to spend more time in the Lotus room. Oh and it helps if one of your crewmembers is a Fido. Other than the gunfire, it's a great overnight!

 

[regionaltard]

Let's make sure I've got this right. A midget stripper is interviewing potential Horizon pilots at a job fair held in the Lotus Room?

 

[ReverseSensing]

How about quack quack.

I could have sworn it was a goose, but if you say so...

I wasn't there (thankfully -- I'd have probably piddled myself).

 

[ReverseSensing]

Let's make sure I've got this right. A midget stripper is interviewing potential Horizon pilots at a job fair held in the Lotus Room?

That seems eerily similar to how it really is done.

 

[Q400 Gear Bitch]

I could have sworn it was a goose, but if you say so...

I wasn't there (thankfully -- I'd have probably piddled myself).

7 ducks to be sure. The pics are pretty nasty. Right after that happened I was doing a walkaround in seattle and some ntsb guys showed up to take pics of the nose and avionics bay. They (the ntsb) said that the bird that penetrated the bay were smaller than the test birds bombardier used during its birdstrike tests.

 

[Q400 Gear Bitch]

Let's make sure I've got this right. A midget stripper is interviewing potential Horizon pilots at a job fair held in the Lotus Room?

Finally!! Someone who's paying attention!

 

[Flyprdu]

Man, I started this thread to ask about what it's like to work there, I had no idea I'd be interviewed by midgets!!!