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The only sign of christmas last year was a memo that basically said that if you call out sick and dont' get a dr's note you will be fired.

Rumor is there is going to be improvement in the treatment of employees this year and we will get a card that says thank you for spending the holiday away from your families. we appreciate your hard work. from all of management

"Happyholihannamerrychristmakwanza!"
 
I heard they got the NWA flying.
 
Hub basing; Saab 2000s (all 46 of 'em) coming in January; all positions up $7.00/hour starting in February; and all crew schedulers named Ir*ne will be let go. And, to top it all off: $1000 X-mas bonus. Ho ho ho.

You heard it here, folks.

-Snaab
 
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I heard they're going to make a concerted effort to understand how the tail of a Beech 1900 should be attached.
 
1rene gives bad bl0w j0bs.
 
I have to go and take a number 2 number 1 you have the controls.

Happy JewCathoAtheisticRamadamadingdongaQaunzikaDayizle.
 
FYI folks, I just heard from some top brass that our Christmas bonus has been replaced with a "Christmastime Annual Salary Supplement" otherwise known as "CASS" the payroll department noticed that we already had received that, so they cancelled the extra money in our Dec 20th paycheck. I'm sure someone is working hard to fix the problem.

Happy Holidays (I want you to have a Happy New Year Too!)
 
-CHRISTMAS BONUS-

Just arrived, Jelly of the month club!!!! (It's the gift that keeps on giving)
Where's Eddie when you need him?

Also new bulletin coming out...
Henceforth, Lavatories deemed inoperative during the holidays will no longer display on the door, "Do Not Occupy Lav. INOP", replaced with, "Merry Christmas, Sh!tter's full!!!!!"
 
If there are ANY Lav Service Personnel reading this, I will personally offer $10 (fo pay) to anyone who dresses up in a too small bathrobe / boots / ear flap hat / cigar / Meister Brau, and shows up to work at any time during the month of December.

MERRY CHRISTMAS... SH!TTER WAS FULL
 
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