Zipper Tie

[Semore Butts]

VNE hit it on the head!

I'm hoping when mohamad atta jerks on my tie he will get a handfull of tie while I grab a hand full of crash ax!

Clip on verses crash ax..... Yep, like those odds as opposed to getting the shiit strangled out of me.

 

[DirtyBeech]

Exactly!

No joke. I thought a well done tie knot was good for at least two rotations.

 

[Ultra Grump]

I'm hoping when mohamad atta jerks on my tie he will get a handfull of tie while I grab a hand full of crash ax!

C'mon, Atta's not an owner, and we don't carry crash axes...

 

[Midnight Flyer]

Ever since I went through the the side Cockpit window (727) in an evac and my "tie" almost strangled me I'm a true believer of "clip ons"!

that's for sure!

 

[fischman]

I'm hoping when mohamad atta jerks on my tie he will get a handfull of tie while I grab a hand full of crash ax!

Clip on verses crash ax..... Yep, like those odds as opposed to getting the shiit strangled out of me.

I see it now.

Terrorist on a frac. "Take me to X airport or I will kill you."

Pilot of frac. "Yes sir. Will you require a limo or any catering when you get there?"

 

[acaTerry]

I see it now.

Terrorist on a frac. "Take me to X airport or I will kill you."

Pilot of frac. "Yes sir. Will you require a limo or any catering when you get there?"

BWAHAWHAW!:laugh:

 

[Jafo73]

No joke. I thought a well done tie knot was good for at least two rotations.

Mine has been good since January!

 

[Guitar Guy]

Mine has been good since January!

You know, I wondered about that on our last tour...

 

[Semore Butts]

Damn! No crashax?

I've been away awhile, I thought we had them on the Hawker?

I do have a 9mm in the military, but they give us that shiitty practice ammo.

OK, I'll hit him with my blackberry/cell phone/big fat pilot wrist watch/ big fat wallet/ or I'll tell him "hey! I'm a pilot". If I'm lucky maybe I can give him a fire extinguisher enema!

Either way, I don't like having a "noose" around my neck.

 

[Ultra Grump]

Well, I wouldn't know about the Hawker, I'm just a lil' plane peon. We don't rate a crash ax.