You're on GUARD!!!

[MarineGrunt]

Kudos to Capt. X

The funniest guard exchange I heard the other day--
The pilot gave his whole in-range report on guard. Out of everywhere--you're on guard, check freq, you are transmitting on guard, etc for about 20 seconds. Then after a pregnant pause you hear "GUARD NAZIS!" I laughed for 5 minutes!:laugh:

Couple weeks back - airline and and city might not be right but you get the point:

NWA (on guard): "Cleveland ops NW 1234 on the ground confirming gate D41.."
Unknown: "Hey guys! Welcome to Cleveland! Cleared into the gate!"

 

[zonker]

Guard Nazi. :laugh:

That's my new response the next time I (oh no) accidentally transmit on guard frequency.

 

[atrdriver]

My favorite Guard story was flying out of ATL one morning.

"ACY123, ATL, we've had reports of an ELT, could you monitor guard and see if you pick it up?"

"ACY123, sure, what freq?"


I'm not speechless too often, but I was that time.

 

[FedExFlyer]

My favorite Guard story was flying out of ATL one morning.

"ACY123, ATL, we've had reports of an ELT, could you monitor guard and see if you pick it up?"

"ACY123, sure, what freq?"


I'm not speechless too often, but I was that time.

Riiiiiigt

 

[regionalhell]

Checked in on a Minneapolis Center frequency the other day and wasn't even monitoring guard.

Got this response:

unknown duechebag: FLAGSHIP YOU'RE ON GUARD!!!

Minneapolis Center: Flagship we copy your checkin, other aircraft calling, simmer down and check your frequency!!

Some people need to get a f..king life!!

 

[atrdriver]

Riiiiiigt

I guarantee I'm not the only one that heard it.

 

[BigPappa]

ATR72: What kind of odd pilot are you. Never dog your own airline people or airline.

 

[viking737]

Checked in on a Minneapolis Center frequency the other day and wasn't even monitoring guard.

Got this response:

unknown duechebag: FLAGSHIP YOU'RE ON GUARD!!!

Minneapolis Center: Flagship we copy your checkin, other aircraft calling, simmer down and check your frequency!!

Some people need to get a f..king life!!

who is "Flagship"?

 

[bugchaser]

What is this guard you all are talking about?

 

[Cardinal]

A guy in a big fuzzy red hat that never flinches, but that's not important right now.