Your airline sucks and my airline rules!!

[joevollers]

My airline is doing great and your airline sucks.... Look at all the articles that are showing just that.. your airline has problems and mine is great.
BTW, the plane I fly is far superior to yours... that's not just my opinion--it is objective fact!!

Not only do I fly better equipment and work for a better airline; I had a better carreer path leading up to my great job. Why? Because I did it the right way and any other way is wrong..

I also have more insight than you on things that have nothing directly to do with the majors i.e. Iraq, First amendment law, Religious values!

So take that!!!

PS did you hear about those crews that made all those stupid mistakes??

 

[IAHERJ]

That about sums up most of March's new threads. Thanks for getting it out there so early. Everyone can go out and enjoy having a life for March. The debating has been taken care of.

Funny stuff.

IAHERJ

 

[81Horse]

You stoopid PFT, bottom-feeding MORON!!!

My airline is doing great and your airline sucks.... Look at all the articles that are showing just that.. your airline has problems and mine is great.
BTW, the plane I fly is far superior to yours... that's not just my opinion--it is objective fact!!

Not only do I fly better equipment and work for a better airline; I had a better carreer path leading up to my great job. Why? Because I did it the right way and any other way is wrong..

I also have more insight than you on things that have nothing directly to do with the majors i.e. Iraq, First amendment law, Religious values!

So take that!!!

Where did you get your so-called "facts" -- from Fox News? Your low-rent, scum-sucking airline SUCKS, and everybody in the industry knows it!

A real pilot wouldn't fly for your airline if he had a wife and eight kids at home dying of starvation. Real pilots would rather starve their children to death with dignity than work with people like you.

Real pilots -- pilots who don't want to drive '78 Monarchs and live in single-wides with their parents their whole lives -- aspire to fly for real airlines. Airlines like MINE. Only we wouldn't hire cheap-beer-guzzling, chainsmoking, potbellied, bad-skin, gravy-stained, ugly-wife asshats like YOU.

:uzi: We fart in your general direction!

P.S. I just heard one of your airplanes ran out of fuel, and your idiot pilots tried to land NORTH on the SOUTHBOUND I-5. What idiots -- the HOV lanes were wide open!

 

[JBPA]

Isn't it still February? Regardless, your comment will likely hold water 30 days from now.

 

[blzr]

You must be one of those GOOOOOOOOOJETS pilots.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Ok, ok. My airline does suck. My wife is fat. My kids are dumb. My dog smells. My airplane is lame. My team is full of losers. My career is shot.

But I'm not naive.

I don't expect everybody to agree with me, or even get along with each other.

Cope or die!

 

[Huck]

Oh yeah, and your union sucks too.

Just THINK about how much better this industry would be if you didn't pay the union leaders so much money. I bet we'd all be millionaires.....

 

[Tail Gunner Joe]

Your airline sux because...

Your airline sux because it lost billions (with a "b") last quarter and mine only lost half that much.

 

[capt. megadeth]

You forgot to add that you banged more flight attendants.......he he

 

[joevollers]

You forgot to add that you banged more flight attendants.......he he

Damn... I knew I forgot something.... but yes, I have

 

[FlyBoeingJets]

My airline is doing great and your airline sucks.... Look at all the articles that are showing just that.. your airline has problems and mine is great.
BTW, the plane I fly is far superior to yours... that's not just my opinion--it is objective fact!!

Sounds great. Please use specifics and enlighten us. No kidding!


BTW, I am just here 'cause I like to stay informed and learn new things. And share the little that I know. I'm figuring others are too.

 

[Guitar Guy]

Gosh, I bet all of the corporate, fractional and freight pilots are jealous of your airline, joevollers. Please let us know how we can apply and find out if we're worthy to join your prestigious ranks.



Actually, it's nice to see some humor around this forum.

 

[AA717driver]

Awsome post, dude! I'm gonna write that down, save it to my Blackberry and pack it away in my ERAU-logo backpack...

As my 8 year-old informed me today--"Life's tough, get a helmet." TC

 

[Dan Roman]

My airline can beat up your airline with one engine shut down! and Duane Worth is personally responsable for every bad decision I ever made or ANYTHING that ALPA did that didn't personally help ME! He should make less money than ME too!

 

[Benhuntn]

JoeV.


fying a better plane doesn't make you a better pilot or person, but your arrogance does become you....

 

[Occam's Razor]

JoeV.

fying a better plane doesn't make you a better pilot or person, but your arrogance does become you....

Might need to recalibrate your Tongue Position Detector. Mine indicates "Joe's" was firmly in his cheek.

The rest of the posts were completely serious though...so Weapons Free!

 

[Falconjet]

Might need to recalibrate your Tongue Position Detector. Mine indicates "Joe's" was firmly in his cheek.

The rest of the posts were completely serious though...so Weapons Free!

Ditto. I think his was too. Come one Occam, keep up

FJ

 

[Benhuntn]

Really I just posted to get my numbers up toward the end of the month. I was short two post to make my quota, but now I'm good!!!!

 

[IXLR8]

Thats nothin'

My CEO can take more money away than your CEO!!!!

 

[FN FAL]

Maybe what you guys need is a good ole fashioned bar room brawl...

Bar bash draws 29 squads


40 involved in fight; 15 police, sheriff's departments respond

By KRISTINE WALDEN - GM Today Staff​

February 28, 2006​

A bar fight involving 40 people in Rubicon drew officers from 15 law enforcement departments early Sunday.

The large fight at Rubicon Central Saloon and Hall, formerly The Rubicon Ranch located at W1230 Highway 60, west of Hartford, broke out at 1:59 a.m., according to Dodge County Sheriff's Sgt. David Weninger. The number rose from between 20 to 40 people involved and included a report
of a gun being involved.

Upon officers' arrival, at least 50 people were inside the bar, Weninger said. Witnesses were separated and interviewed, and the investigation led to three arrests and one municipal citation. Dodge County requested mutual aid from the Washington and Waukesha sheriff's departments as well as Lomira, Mayville, Horicon, Hustisford, Hartford, Slinger, city of Oconomowoc, Chenequa, Delafield, Oconomowoc Lake, town of Oconomowoc and Summit police departments.

"What I am most pleased with is the number of law enforcement officers one can generate through our mutual aid. ... What is most disturbing is that Washington (County Sheriff's Department) was able to provide six squads, which is two more than are working in Dodge County," said Dodge County Sheriff Todd Nehls. "Great credit goes out to those agencies and staff that responded to assist our staff."

In all, 29 squads responded to the scene.

"I would say it's one of the larger mutual aid (responses) I've seen," said Dale Schmidt, Washington County Sheriff's Department operations officer. Washington County had 10 squads ­ including supervisors ­ working that night, he said.

Schmidt confirmed that deputies used a Taser gun in the arrest of a 37-year-old Madison man on resisting and disorderly conduct charges. Dodge County officers arrested a 28-year-old Hartford man for resisting arrest and disorderly conduct and a 28-year-old Rubicon man for disorderly conduct.

A member of The Michael Scott Band, a county and western band that was playing at the tavern, also received a municipal citation for disorderly conduct.

The Hartford and Rubicon men received minor injuries as a result of the fight, according to a Dodge County Sheriff's Department report. Both refused
medical transport.

A Dodge County deputy and corporal were also injured, with a sprained thumb and bruised knee, respectively, while they were restraining the Hartford man.

A Lomira officer discovered after he returned from the scene that two tires on his personal car were slashed while it was parked at a nearby business. Nehls said at this time there is no focus toward or against the saloon's owners.

Calls to the Rubicon Central Saloon and Hall were not returned as of press time.

(Daily News staff reporter Al Dunn contributed to this story.)

 

[71KILO]

You forgot to add that you banged more flight attendants.......he he

Too bad they were all galley-fags...

 

[Benhuntn]

FalconJet how is it your tounge position indicator can detect where Occam's tounge is? Inquiring minds want to know!

 

[Tail Gunner Joe]

Yeah, all the above and mesa/*************************s/newco is ruining the industry.

 

[SkiFishFly]

My airline is doing great and your airline sucks.... Look at all the articles that are showing just that.. your airline has problems and mine is great.
BTW, the plane I fly is far superior to yours... that's not just my opinion--it is objective fact!!

Not only do I fly better equipment and work for a better airline; I had a better carreer path leading up to my great job. Why? Because I did it the right way and any other way is wrong..

I also have more insight than you on things that have nothing directly to do with the majors i.e. Iraq, First amendment law, Religious values!

So take that!!!


PS did you hear about those crews that made all those stupid mistakes??

That's some funny sh##. Thanks for the laughs!

Everyone knows my airline is better though...

I wish I banged more FAs... (females - I'm not into the gay stuff - not that theres anything wrong with that...)

 

[Hamburger]

You made several spelling/syntax/grammatical errors. I can't believe they let you fly a plane when you can't keep up with a fifth grade vocabulary book.


A buddy of mine had your airline's MEC chairman in his jumpseat and he was asking about a job with my airline because yours is in such dire straits.