You May Be A Redneck Pilot If......

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Years ago someone posted this and it was hilarious...only remember a couple.

1. If you consider anything above 100 feet as "high altitude" flight.

2. You've used trailor parks as VFR checkpoints.

3. You have to do a low-pass to chase off the cows before landing.

4. You have a gun rack on the back window of your cessna.

Please add more if you can think of any.

 

[WizardPilot]

You might be a redneck Pilot if you have a giant number "8" painted with "BUD" on the nose.

You might be a redneck pilot if you walk out to your plane and there are racoons crawling on your wings.

You might be a redneck pilot if your fuel boy wears nothing but overalls and has 3 teeth.

 

[User546]

You might be a redneck pilot if your fuel boy wears nothing but overalls and has 3 teeth.

We must've both been to the same airport up in northwest Arkansas! We should've knew what was coming when we called ahead to make sure they had fuel, and they said "yea, just come on in, the fuel guy lives out in a trailer next the runway, and he'll hear you coming in, and meet you in his pickup truck."

 

[labbats]

You might be a redneck pilot if you think pattern entry is how your wife starts a quilt.

 

[EagleRJ]

If it takes you four minutes and twenty seconds on the radio to explain to the tower that you want to come in and land.

If you're buying a new alternator for your 182, and the counter guy at Advance Auto Parts asks you what vehicle it's for.

If you have to be careful not to shoot your wing spar or propeller when you're out shooting wild dogs on your ranch.

If the most current sectional on your plane expired in 1986.

If you know which AM stations cover NASCAR races.

If you don't know what some of the radios in your stack do, or even if they work or not.

If you refuel your plane with 87 Octane from the tank in the bed of your pickup truck, but you have no idea what an STC is.

 

[say again]

If you wear a "wife beater" with epaulets to work.

If you strap some wings and a prop to your John Deere.

 

[Bluto]

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Nice screenname! Anyone think it'll last?

 

[SteveR]

Years ago someone posted this and it was hilarious...only remember a couple.

3. You have to do a low-pass to chase off the cows before landing.

Like this?

http://www.wotelectronics.com/flying/2004Mar14/dsc12.jpg

 

[urflyingme?!]

If you use the word: Fixin
GOD I HATE THAT WORD!

 

[MTpilot]

You might be a redneck pilot if

your headset is a helmet

your seat has a cope ring

your airplane has a "cowboy racin stripe"

you think you need a nosewheel endorsement

grass doesn't grow where you pee

you haven't been bitten by a mosquito in ten years and don't know why